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Yeah. I was thinking about the shopping list and casually said, "oh, mustn't forget that we need more matches"!

Please tell me I'm not the only one???

Dunno - it's ages since I had sex

Hilarious! Well done OP for passion killer of the year.

I once picked a really inappropriate moment to ask then-DP if he'd fed the cat.

Last night I mentioned visiting the inlaws during oral something. Yanbu!

Ps loved that utube "motherfuckingquiche!!!!"

Does DH have a long thin thing with a red end?

Did you back-pedal by adding something monstrously cheesy and over-flattering like "oh I only thought of matches are you're so smoking hot"

I may be thinking it quite often, but I've some how managed to stop it popping out.

Sexy

I do it all the time... cant switch my brain off at all

YABVU. You find time for sex and talk about the shopping in it!!!

I think it's fine if you say "ooh I've just remembered we need a savaloy!" but not if you say "ooh we need chipolatas!"...

Oh I'm super at saying things aloud when I thought I'd thought them. It's not the only time it's happened!! I did once say something worse...

No, not unreasonable at all. I do it all the time.

I've done it, only it was at the end.

I had New Look vouchers, and was excited about getting new shoes the next day.

Was still at the beginning of the relationship, we were both teenagers. OH cuddled up to me afterwards in a smug, self satisfied way and said:

"Wow, LadyFlump, that was amazing! What did you think?"

"Well" I said "I'm not sure, I like the purple ones, but I should probably get the black ones so I can wear them to work"

Amazingly, I'm celebrating my 7 year anniversary with him this week!

I pointed out the dust on the lightshade twice to DP during our last effort at shagging.

To be fair, it was very dusty. And the shag was only in the hope it would start labour. Not the most romantic of occasions really! In fact, I mentioned it twice during said shag.

Really?! Is it crap sex? Surely you wouldn't really be thinking about shopping?

I'm always SO careful not to do this that I'm sure it's going to happen sooner or later...

Hold on, did you say it during thrusting part? During pre amble is okAy I think, mid thrust = not so

During preamble...the thought just popped into my head!! Oh I can't be doing with all the faffing about. In hideously ticklish so kinda have to zone out a bit

Me too! I'm sure that's why I do it - as distraction from the bit where proceedings get underway. It's all so clunky and obvious without a bit of distraction.

It's the same with movies, I never like sitting down to watch them until 10 or 15 minutes in.

How did he react???

He didn't say anything! Poor bloke!!

I brought up the vicar's sermon during our first shag as a married couple

i did say something worse once

What? You can't leave me in suspense.