To mention the shopping during sex?

(52 Posts)
motherfluckingquiche Fri 16-Nov-12 20:13:18

Yeah. I was thinking about the shopping list and casually said, "oh, mustn't forget that we need more matches"!

Please tell me I'm not the only one???

Walkacrossthesand Fri 16-Nov-12 20:15:02

Dunno - it's ages since I had sex wink

cheekybaubles Fri 16-Nov-12 20:15:56

Hilarious! Well done OP for passion killer of the year. grin

TheCatIsEatingIt Fri 16-Nov-12 20:16:23

I once picked a really inappropriate moment to ask then-DP if he'd fed the cat.

Last night I mentioned visiting the inlaws during oral something. Yanbu!

Ps loved that utube "motherfuckingquiche!!!!"

cheekybaubles Fri 16-Nov-12 20:16:43

Does DH have a long thin thing with a red end?

MrsWolowitz Fri 16-Nov-12 20:17:41

grin

Did you back-pedal by adding something monstrously cheesy and over-flattering like "oh I only thought of matches are you're so smoking hot"

StaceeJaxx Fri 16-Nov-12 20:17:59

I may be thinking it quite often, but I've some how managed to stop it popping out.

CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman Fri 16-Nov-12 20:18:34

Sexy grin

I do it all the time... blush cant switch my brain off at all

MrsHoarder Fri 16-Nov-12 20:23:03

YABVU. You find time for sex and talk about the shopping in it!!!

FredFredGeorge Fri 16-Nov-12 20:26:59

I think it's fine if you say "ooh I've just remembered we need a savaloy!" but not if you say "ooh we need chipolatas!"...

amotherfukingquiche Fri 16-Nov-12 20:27:57

Oh I'm super at saying things aloud when I thought I'd thought them. It's not the only time it's happened!! I did once say something worse...blush

Ahardyfool Fri 16-Nov-12 20:31:19

No, not unreasonable at all. I do it all the time.

LadyFlumpalot Fri 16-Nov-12 20:32:35

I've done it, only it was at the end.

I had New Look vouchers, and was excited about getting new shoes the next day.

Was still at the beginning of the relationship, we were both teenagers. OH cuddled up to me afterwards in a smug, self satisfied way and said:

"Wow, LadyFlump, that was amazing! What did you think?"

"Well" I said "I'm not sure, I like the purple ones, but I should probably get the black ones so I can wear them to work"

Amazingly, I'm celebrating my 7 year anniversary with him this week! smile

TheDetective Fri 16-Nov-12 20:33:30

I pointed out the dust on the lightshade twice to DP during our last effort at shagging.

To be fair, it was very dusty. And the shag was only in the hope it would start labour. Not the most romantic of occasions really! In fact, I mentioned it twice during said shag.

grin

D0G Fri 16-Nov-12 20:33:35

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

I'm always SO careful not to do this that I'm sure it's going to happen sooner or later...

Ahardyfool Fri 16-Nov-12 20:36:13

Hold on, did you say it during thrusting part? During pre amble is okAy I think, mid thrust = not so

amotherfukingquiche Fri 16-Nov-12 20:38:30

During preamble...the thought just popped into my head!! Oh I can't be doing with all the faffing about. In hideously ticklish so kinda have to zone out a bit wink

Ahardyfool Fri 16-Nov-12 20:42:58

Me too! I'm sure that's why I do it - as distraction from the bit where proceedings get underway. It's all so clunky and obvious without a bit of distraction.

It's the same with movies, I never like sitting down to watch them until 10 or 15 minutes in.

HildaOgden Fri 16-Nov-12 20:43:18

How did he react???

amotherfukingquiche Fri 16-Nov-12 20:46:59

He didn't say anything! Poor bloke!!

fishybits Fri 16-Nov-12 20:47:23

I brought up the vicar's sermon during our first shag as a married couple blush

PopMusicShoobyDoobyDoA Fri 16-Nov-12 20:48:25

i did say something worse once

What? You can't leave me in suspense.

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