to want a bun fight?

(123 Posts)
MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 09:48:07

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

<peers at 2p in holiday jar>

Come on! We can do better than that. I am entitled to a holiday.

Narked Sat 06-Oct-12 12:19:34

<Flings M&S Spice, Iced Buns>

<Flings self after them to retrieve them>

I am utterly offended by everything on this thread. You are all bullies and you have made me cry!!

FrustratedSycamorePants Sat 06-Oct-12 12:30:10

<goat smashes into head as ninja reflexes fail>

<<flings goat poo instead>>

<<<ducks to avoid narked>>>

FrustratedSycamorePants Sat 06-Oct-12 12:31:28

<lobs a teacher and some pampas grass> grin

Fakebook Sat 06-Oct-12 12:34:55

I think all women should breastfeed. Women who formula feed are selfish horrible women with no shame. Why doesn't anyone tell them BREAST IS BEST. BREAST IS BEST.

mrsminerva Sat 06-Oct-12 12:38:12

You are all being really passive aggressive, I hate you all, have a biscuit instead of buns and goats.

SomeTosser Sat 06-Oct-12 12:47:47

<strokes goat collection>
All of youse who don't buy goats with your benefits are fuckin lezzers.
Yer. Lezzers.
Lezzers who kill babies and smoke craven A and think that Eric is hotter than Alcide.

<chucks chelsea buns indiscriminately>

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 12:56:09

<<<eats babees>>>

>takes 2p back<

Call that intetled, sheeeesh

<<pats direct cow>>

MaryZed Sat 06-Oct-12 12:56:11

And why has no-one mentioned the bullying of the poor goat?

FunnysInLaJardin Sat 06-Oct-12 12:58:15

we are not allowed to be nasty now. We have to say 'you sound like an arse and here's a compelling argument why' And TBH that is soooo much less fun than saying you are a twat that no one is bothering so it seems

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 13:01:27

You are a twat Fanny

<waits to see if universe is realonged>

FunnysInLaJardin Sat 06-Oct-12 13:05:35

my name is Funnys, if you don't mind, and I'm reporting yo ass for that PA

AND

I have more bedrooms than I need, will I be moving? Will I fuck.

<gathers in more taxpayer dosh, spends it in Boden on stuff I don't need>

The goat had it comin' MaryZed

It was giving me evils.

<reports everyone including the goat>

SomeTosser Sat 06-Oct-12 13:36:04

<loads goats into a deHavilland, goatbombs Devon>

Report THAT, TessCowDirect!

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 13:45:30

<<brings in the heavilly artillered cows>>

>loads cow pats<

>>sets target on on twat winkstans<<

Is that DA enough for ya

mwhahahahahahahaahaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaa

IvanaHumpalot Sat 06-Oct-12 13:52:04

No buns here - just some naice pastries. Tea anyone?

Mmmmm, carbs......

Stop goading me Ivana , you know I'm on a diet.

grin

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 13:59:52

Oooooo tea

<unloads weapons of poo destruction>

<relaxes>

[siiiiiiiiiiiighs]

<<parks goat in C+P parking space, swishes immaculate hair and puts Grand Theft Auto on for DCs>>

You A All BU. And bullies. And wrong!

And doesn't anyone think of the children??

<<throws Pombears>>

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sat 06-Oct-12 14:09:52

Oh FFS what's the matter with you? hmm

You just could of started one..... (like that! smile)

It was very quiet on MN last night though.

No laundering kittens or fanjo boils or anything fun.

(That ought do do it wink)

Youv al splet evryfing rong nd yer grammmer s shirt!

MaryZed Sat 06-Oct-12 14:17:55

YPMYallSLAA

I'm waiting for a good opportunity to use it (and expect to be summarily told off).

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