to want a bun fight?

(123 Posts)
MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 09:48:07

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:06:41

Tweasels. This could be a mardy quiche to counteract the emerging Larpers and Pos no I'm not bitter for not making THE list

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:07:17

I agree with Hecate.

Slugslasher Sat 06-Oct-12 10:07:55

Ooooooooh! The WI love those!

BigBroomstickBIWI Sat 06-Oct-12 10:09:24

Shall I put a call out on Facebook and Twitter to get all the Regulars to do a pile on? wink

ShirleyRots Sat 06-Oct-12 10:12:56

FFS. Haven't you got anything better to do?

I feel sorry for your children. And your husband as well. And the house you live in. And if you have pets I feel sorry for them and all.

ledkr Sat 06-Oct-12 10:12:59

I am still bf my goat and he is older than me. And what? Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough cunty bollocks

Tweasels Sat 06-Oct-12 10:13:13

Mardy quiche, made with goats cheese.

On the subject of Oxfam goats. If someone sends a goat to Africa rather than buying you the usual Boots No 7 gift set. Retaliate by sending them a goat........to their house.

lovebunny Sat 06-Oct-12 10:15:49

goats are cute.
don't you people have any... trifle...

ledkr Sat 06-Oct-12 10:16:00

I am having a two week holiday to "Disney land Florida,in America" and I live in a council house Bring it on

ShirleyRots Sat 06-Oct-12 10:17:03

Oh ledkr - have you been before? IT IS AMAZINGLY AMAZING AND BRILLIANT. envy

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:19:47

Yeah fine, all you GANG talk amongst yourselves using your secret codes and SIGNALS.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How d'you like them apples?

ledkr Sat 06-Oct-12 10:20:43

Ent really Shirley but have before yes ace can't afford it these days not enough tax credits grin

ShirleyRots Sat 06-Oct-12 10:22:18

Oh those bastards not giving you enough tax credits to go on holiday. Do you smoke? <puffs on £92 worth of WTC - just to fuck people off>

ledkr Sat 06-Oct-12 10:25:03

I don't smoke no shirl but I forgot that last night whilst out and smoked about 400 have a sore throat now

SoleSource Sat 06-Oct-12 10:26:06

Oh fuck off and take your anger out on people in reality, you weak weasel.

redwhiteandblueeyedsusan Sat 06-Oct-12 10:26:29

ah tweasels...
<thinks> hmm bullying you say?

how about...

"go boil your head and fuck off to the far side of fuck..."

is that good enough for you huh? <snigger>

usualsuspect3 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:32:07

You should be doing your housework and cooking your hubbys dinner from scratch, not posting on the internet.

I hope my taxpayers money isn't funding your internet!!!!!!! angry

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:33:37

The problem is, I can't be arsed to respond to the provocations. I just want MN to have a bunfight to entertain me.

Tiredmumno1 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:35:17

Would you lot please shut the fuck up, I have a headache!

Thank you

<throws trifle at mardy>

usualsuspect3 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:35:35

I'm going out now, the bunfights usually kick off when I'm out and are all deleted when I get back.

With only threads about threads alluding to them left.

SoleSource Sat 06-Oct-12 10:40:17

Throws cake tin at Tired's head grin

<hides behind Usual>

Tiredmumno1 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:41:57

<gets out flame throwers>

And for your info sole, usual will be on my side.

<pokes tongue out>

grin

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:42:36
SoleSource Sat 06-Oct-12 10:43:25

Bests up usual,> now fecking what?

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