to want a bun fight?

(123 Posts)
MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 09:48:07

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Sat 06-Oct-12 09:49:12

<Throws a bun.>

Ner!

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 09:50:33

<eats bun>

ledkr Sat 06-Oct-12 09:51:53

Fuck off with your buns < lobs a dripper>

tangerinefeathers Sat 06-Oct-12 09:51:58

I'll have ya!

TeeBee Sat 06-Oct-12 09:52:39

We've eaten them all.

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 09:52:54

I'm looking for a 300+ post AIBU, with opposing factions, name calling and deletions. Not a solitary lob of a bun. [ wink]

ledkr Sat 06-Oct-12 09:54:03

I'm off to spend my benefits on a goat and big tv whilst parking in a p and c space and have a piss in a disabled toilet

Disabled parking spaces should be sold to the highest bidder and old people should be banned from shopping whilst I am.

And discuss.

Slugslasher Sat 06-Oct-12 09:56:27

Sorry, I'm fairly new here, what is this 'goat' of which you refer?

Slugslasher Sat 06-Oct-12 09:57:49

.....and shouldn't you all be polishing the silver..?

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 09:58:23

What the fucks your problem with buns huh.

<harbours fleeing buns>

<gets fat eating buns>

<fucks orf>

Tweasels Sat 06-Oct-12 10:00:17

Ah, here we go again. Another cliquey/quichey thread where people do <<stuff inside these brackety thingies>>

<<sits tight and waits to be bullied>>

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 06-Oct-12 10:00:34

Abortion thread in politics is starting to kick off nicely sad

puds11 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:01:19

How about we discuss how bad it is to formula feed your baby?

<pats large stack of buns>

tweasels things are only quichey if you don't join in ;P

catgirl1976 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:02:23

I FF my baby and put him a day orphanage. And his middle name is Boris.

<lob buns this way>

TheGOLDCunnyFunt Sat 06-Oct-12 10:02:33

Fuck off Tweasels wink

<throws bums>

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:02:43

Oh that sounds a bit serious weasel. I'd settle for a good Mil thread. Or an Op who won't accept she is Bu supersoaker-style.

< refuses to type stylee>

TheGOLDCunnyFunt Sat 06-Oct-12 10:03:07

Bums? Eww. buns!!!

I formula feed my goat and I'm proud of it.

<strokes 52" tv>

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:04:42

slug I think the goat is an Oxfam gift of a goat to a developing country. A disputed gift choice.

HecateHarshPants Sat 06-Oct-12 10:05:04

WHAT are your children doing while you are on here trying to get a cheap thrill by starting a fight? They are quite clearly neglected/malnourished/going to join a gang. You are a woman and your role is to provide a stimulating environment for your children. You should be baking cakes right now. And making your husband a cup of tea. He's had a hard week and deserves your attention and devotion.

And your hair looks crap today.

there you go. That ought to do it.

Tweasels Sat 06-Oct-12 10:05:59

I don't want no bums thrown at me. What if you haven't wiped properly?

catgirl1976 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:06:39

Oooh oh...I shave my fanjo, work ft and I don't know why I even bothered to have a baby (it was the cute outfits obvs)

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