MardyBra
Sat 06-Oct-12 09:48:07
It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?
ledkr
Sat 06-Oct-12 09:51:53
Fuck off with your buns < lobs a dripper>
MardyBra
Sat 06-Oct-12 09:52:54
I'm looking for a 300+ post AIBU, with opposing factions, name calling and deletions. Not a solitary lob of a bun. [ wink]
ledkr
Sat 06-Oct-12 09:54:03
I'm off to spend my benefits on a goat and big tv whilst parking in a p and c space and have a piss in a disabled toilet
Disabled parking spaces should be sold to the highest bidder and old people should be banned from shopping whilst I am.
And discuss.
Slugslasher
Sat 06-Oct-12 09:56:27
Sorry, I'm fairly new here, what is this 'goat' of which you refer?
Slugslasher
Sat 06-Oct-12 09:57:49
.....and shouldn't you all be polishing the silver..?
VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior
Sat 06-Oct-12 09:58:23
What the fucks your problem with buns huh.
<harbours fleeing buns>
<gets fat eating buns>
<fucks orf>
Ah, here we go again. Another cliquey/quichey thread where people do <<stuff inside these brackety thingies>>
<<sits tight and waits to be bullied>>
InvisibleHotPinkWeasel
Sat 06-Oct-12 10:00:34
Abortion thread in politics is starting to kick off nicely 
puds11
Sat 06-Oct-12 10:01:19
How about we discuss how bad it is to formula feed your baby?
<pats large stack of buns>
tweasels things are only quichey if you don't join in ;P
I FF my baby and put him a day orphanage. And his middle name is Boris.
<lob buns this way>
TheGOLDCunnyFunt
Sat 06-Oct-12 10:02:33
Fuck off Tweasels 
<throws bums>
MardyBra
Sat 06-Oct-12 10:02:43
Oh that sounds a bit serious weasel. I'd settle for a good Mil thread. Or an Op who won't accept she is Bu supersoaker-style.
< refuses to type stylee>
I formula feed my goat and I'm proud of it.
<strokes 52" tv>
MardyBra
Sat 06-Oct-12 10:04:42
slug I think the goat is an Oxfam gift of a goat to a developing country. A disputed gift choice.
HecateHarshPants
Sat 06-Oct-12 10:05:04
WHAT are your children doing while you are on here trying to get a cheap thrill by starting a fight? They are quite clearly neglected/malnourished/going to join a gang. You are a woman and your role is to provide a stimulating environment for your children. You should be baking cakes right now. And making your husband a cup of tea. He's had a hard week and deserves your attention and devotion.
And your hair looks crap today.
there you go. That ought to do it.
I don't want no bums thrown at me. What if you haven't wiped properly?
Oooh oh...I shave my fanjo, work ft and I don't know why I even bothered to have a baby (it was the cute outfits obvs)