AIBU to be mildly jealous of my 10month DS toy and considering hiding it lol?

[michaela18a]

DS has never really been a kissy baby (as in i smother him with kisses all the time and lucky if i get a couple back :)) and i put it down to he didn't know what a kissy was yet. However i gave him a new cuddly toy the other day and fuck me he's been kissing it non stop. If i say kissy bear, he'll kiss his bear, but kissy mummy results in a palm to my face. WTF, i declare its not fair and im sure he's just doing it to make me jealous ;)

[schnitzelvoncrumm]

lol, just wait until he gets a girlfriend and you have m-i-l status :o