To have no problem with my son coming home from college with a pair of pants that say I'VE BEEN TESTED

[Moominsarescary]

or should I be phoning them up offended because they have tested my pfb for sti's

[dexter73]

Are they going to be his pulling pants now!?

[MissPenteuth]

YANBU to have no problem with it. If he's sexually active, then regular STI checks are a good idea. You should be proud of him for being sensible and responsible :)

[Moominsarescary]

That's what I asked dexter he says he's not sure they do their job properly as they don't say if he's clear or not.

Anyway if he does wear them everyone well know hes been tested as he still has a thing of wearing his trousers pretty low, not sure if that will be an advantage on the pulling front

[lisad123]

We give these out at work when the teenagers get tested

[hellhasnofury]

He could wear them on the outside, Superman style.

[LittleMissFlustered]

I think the fact that a bunch of people on Mumsnet are impressed he's mature enough to be tested might hinder his pulling prowess more than the pants Moomins :o

[MercyDulbottle]

Mine got a keyring with a glow-in-the-dark sperm on it.

[heleninahandcart]

at glow-in-the-dark sperm. Handy

[Moominsarescary]

hell he tried but couldn't get them over his trousers

He also got a pencil and two bags of condoms. I think it's s realy good idea and didn't realise they tested in colleges.

[troisgarcons]

LMAO - they test from 13 up for chlamidia where I work ... voluntary of course - but everyone wants a go because no one wants to be seen to be a virgin .

[LittleMissFlustered]

Is it wrong that I want a keying with a glow-in-the-dark sperm on it now?:o My Quantum Leap one just doesn't amuse me any more...

[Sidge]

I am the proud owner of a keyring sperm, a phone-dangly sperm, 24 flavoured condoms, a penis sizer and a plastic knob.

I love my Contraception and Sexual Health update training days

[Moominsarescary]

I know that they test in a local health centre near where we live but he'd never been.

He wasn't sexually active till 6 months ago, and says he always wore condoms. ( he has since split up with his gf) we actually noticed our condoms disappearing , dp was realy confused about where they were going untill I reminded him we had a teenager in the house who I'd had a conversation with about safe sex ( yet again) when he started seeing his gf regularly and who id told where the condoms were kept

[Moominsarescary]

I might ask him if he can get me a penis sizer

I can just imagen the look on his face

[Sidge]

The penis sizer is for Pasante condoms, I love the way they are sized King Sized, Large, Regular and Trim.

Can't hurt his ego to have "small" on the condom packet!

[LittleMissFlustered]

Trim?

[Moominsarescary]

I bet trim ones don't sell very well