to return my grapes to the supermarket

[BeakerTheMuppetMuppet]

as they smell of urine?

i picked this bunch out as they looked really fresh, the skins had a lovely sheen, but they smell like a school urinal

[BeakerTheMuppetMuppet]

do people really do that?

piss on grapes?

eeewwww

[HighHeidYin]

Thank goodness you didn't let your dc eat them in the shop before paying for smelling them

Beertricks eeuuuww

[PigWhisperer]

You didn't also buy Orange juice did you? Hope it wasn't the type with bits in

[troisgarcons]

FFS ... wash them ...WTF do you think 3rd world grape pickers do? rush to a portaloo?

CallTrading Standards ... have them DNA tested - you might be able to sue the peasant who icked them on your house insurance.

[bittersweetvictory]

lol at pigwhisperer ive just been on the OJ with bits in thread.

[supermarketworker]

They deffo do beaker - depending on where the yoofs in packing are stood and from what height and distance the noise can be quite varying - almost musical, they were thinking of going on BGT but they thoughtit might leave a sour taste in peoples mouths.

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Ahh just eat them, no need to wash builds up your immune system dunnit.

[BeakerTheMuppetMuppet]

Good grief, give my DD unwashed fruit shoots! whatever next?

[SwearyMary]

Were the grapes in a carton and packaging or in the help yourself section?

Maybe they were pissed up............

[BeakerTheMuppetMuppet]

see, 'help yourself section' gives you away as a grape thief too, sweary

[SwearyMary]

Its just a taste to make sure they don't smell of piss aren't sour.