mums-nutters!

[LauLauLemon]

my misses tells me what you lot write about all the time, and ive got to say you all seem like harpies/banshees you complain and tell people to leave that the blokes are being unreasonable but if you were in that situation there is no way you would leave, so why dont you all just stop moaning and get back to the kids and the kitchen where you belong!

[StealthPolarBear]

ok i will

[TrillianAstra]

Booo-ring

[Vallhala]

Oooh, my first chance to do this:



Now off you fuck, dearie.

[exoticfruits]

I think that you could at least try and be a bit original!

[OhForKuckingFuntsSake]

see here

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I agree with Trills.

[MavisEnderby]

Maybe you should take spelling lessons?very dull 0/10 for artistic impression or originality.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Do I need a cnut name?

[ShowOfHands]

I don't understand long words being but a mere woman. Is the answer 4 mister?

[LittleMissHissyFit]

You know OP, I had never seen it that way, you are absolutely right!

Silly me.

Back to the 1950s for me...

Some of the other girls are bit busy choosing new names, I'll go and give them a nudge and see if they can spare a moment of their valuable shaking it, baking it and faking it time.

Well, it was your misses that said she was faking it, couldn't comment about the rest...

[BitOfFun]

I'm cold in here

[BecauseImWorthIt]

Oh, of course, how silly of me to think that I could lounge around on the sofa watching TV, when I should be in the kitchen.

Thank you for your words of wisdom.

[steps101]

No really

[peppapigbutty]

Why don't you fuck off out to work to support your family instead of trolling on a website for MUMS?

[psychoveggie]

My missus tells me what you lot write about all the time, and I've got to say you all seem like harpies/banshees. You complain and tell people to leave; the blokes are being unreasonable. But if you were in that situation there is no way you would leave. So why don't you all just stop moaning and get back to the kids and the kitchen where you belong?

Have taken time to make your post more intelligible. However, no matter how you spell you must work on your style and content. Have a and come back when you've had a wee think about yourself (or come up with something mildly entertaining).

[LauLauLemon]

I was out the front having a crafty fag and I come back to find Mumsnet on.

That's the last time I save my passwords.

DH is rolling around laughing at his twelve year old antics genius. I called him an idiot who could at least spell correctly. He's gone to bed.

[PeterAndreForPM]

Oh, I reeeeeeeeeally want you to shag me now < pants >

[fuckthefuckoffyoufuckingfucker]

You sound lovely - can I be your Ho?

[PeterAndreForPM]

Oh LauLau, if that was really your husband you should hang onto him very tightly

That post made me want to suck the cock right off of him < slavers >

[BooYhoo]

why are tehre so many of these husband takeover threads creeping in here?

[LauLauLemon]

Luckily, he's not always this way and he's just been celebrating with his friends at the pub. A little too much to drink sends him into the depths of immaturity.

And he likes Matthew Wright. I mean, maybe I should just call it a day now? I'd be protecting the DC's from Matthew Wright.

[gilly3]

crawl back in your hole little man,there,s a love...

[PeterAndreForPM]

'cos they ain't real, Boo

[FluffyMuff]

I just did a little wee I laughed that much at this.

......TMI????

I agree - Peter Andre should so be PM!!