Anyone know where I can make a spoof calendar online?

[houmousandcarrotsandwich]

for my work secret Santa this year, I would like to get a 'hunks' calendar and have the face of reciever on the body(it's abit of an on going joke)

I've had a look around & haven't found anywhere I can do this. If I can't find, I wil just buy one and glue face on, but would like it to look good.

Any ideas would help me loads. Thanks. X