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Your Review: Instant SATs Failure. Brilliant
By Layla Lipsticklover from On the floor on 31/3/2011
Pros: Knows only looks matter, Her self esteem dropped, She stopped homeworkCons: Teacher confiscated itBottom Line:Yes, I would recommend this to a friendI used this item to ensure that my daughter knows that the most important thing about her is her looks and that maths are only for ugly girls and geeks who will have to take comfort in the fact that they run their own companies when they're grown up, instead of having a lovely husband.
Up until I bought the product, my daughter was being brainwashed by her wretched teachers, into thinking that doing well at school was important. Now she knows that all the academic qualifications in the world, won't alter the fact that she is just a girl and will be just a woman and it doesn't matter how good she is at maths, she's here to serve a man.
Thank goodness for this type of product, it helps fight all that new fangled modern nonsense about girls being as good as boys. Keep them coming, we don't want girl's expectations to get too high, do we?
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I expect they will reject it...