Mynewmoniker
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:02:50
Whose watching? Who's hoping to pick up tips. Who could give tips?
Dysgu
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:07:18
I am watching but am not married so not sure about tips! Have been with DP for nearly 10 years so perhaps there will still be useful tips...
I want to punch the chauvinist already and he's only been on screen for 10 seconds!
Dysgu
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:08:11
Not sure I would want to take sex tips from this couple - he is a bit creepy?!
Mynewmoniker
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:09:11
Anybody?
Started with tantric sex couple (gulp). "Do you get the idea?" Sickly. They have sex all day apparently in various ways.
He looks like he still has 'bitty'
Dysgu
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:09:18
So you have to like drinking cold tea.
I wouldn't take a cup of tea from him nevermind sex tips!
5madthings
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:31
Am watching. 'Essence of Roland' boak..
Mynewmoniker
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:31
This is unbeleavable! LOL "I hope I don't come"
pegster
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:56
I wouldn't let Roland touch me & definitely wouldn't 'drink his essence' - yuck!
MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:57
Eww. Just eww.
Sex noises with a foot massage.
Cringe cringe cringe.
Mynewmoniker
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:15
I wonder what happens after a smoothie 
Dysgu
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:16
I think I would be sick in that situation - I hate feet at the best of times...
Yeah I'd wash my hands too Sharon. Boak.
kilmuir
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:44
no way would i touch his feet
5madthings
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:47
Don't get your 'bitty' comment op.. [Hmm]
Yama
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:12:07
What has Sharon been in? She's a tad annoying. The couples must be a bit self obsessed not to get that she's mocking them.
Mynewmoniker
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:12:14
My DH just keeps saying "OMG" and yawning. I'm making him watch it.
'His essence in the tea' <yuk>
Arf @ 'I hope I don't come'.
How is it that this couple are possibly the least sexy couple ever?
5madthings
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:12:44
See I like having my feet rubbed but I would never rub dp's feet, thankfully he is happy with this arrangement.
Dysgu
Wed 02-Jan-13 22:13:12
Okay - so this is NOT the marriage I would want but at least these two found each other and they seem to make each other very happy. I wonder what they are like the rest of the time - do you think they are this sickly all the time?
