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He's 18, his girlfriend is nearly 17. I babbled something about him having hoovered his bedroom (wtf??) and walked out again.

We all have to eat a meal together in an hour, this is going to be fun

What on earth do i say and do? I've had he safe sex talk with him so I'm confident on that score, she's a very mature 16 and they have been together a few months.

I have no idea how to react. And would I have reacted differently if it has been 16 year old dd?

I need but can't as i have to drive ds2's girlfriend home after tea.

Don't you knock?
That'll larn you.
Unless you banned him from having sex under your roof, he hasn't done anything wrong.

oh dear, they are probably more mortified.

Take 'em a cuppa and a hob nob

I don't knock but I'm always very* loud* before I go in the door

Oh dear lord - well, they will both be mortified, and she will be terrified. So, when they come downstairs for dinner, best CBeebies presenter smile on your face and say "well, that was terribly embarrassing, shall we all just pretend it didn't happen? Great, it's XXX for dinner. Hope you've washed your hands." (perhaps not saying the last bit)

What Lydia said, plus an apology for not knocking.

Argh. Do you want to boil your brain?

Ewwww...they were under the covers, not doggy style or anything. That would be embarrassing.

DH was looking for a property for us to rent once, and walked in on a couple having sex in one of the top bedrooms. We liked the house enough to rent it (I looked at it another day) - But DH got quite annoyed when I referred to that room as "the shag room"

do nothing, i walked in on DS2 and a g/f a while back, i don't think even know he knows i did as they were <ahem> very distracted!

if you didn't lock eyes with either of them, ignore.

they won't thank you for embarrassing them further

Think you should knock....Well you will now!

My mum walked in on me and DH having a quckie over the bad, a-la pants round ankles, when we were about 17. DH jumped up and did the deed in his own pants.

I wanted to DIE.

Well, that'll teach you to knock / shout / whatever and WAIT to be asked in

How embarassing

bet you'll knock in future pmsl.

i had to tell ds to be more quiet or put some music on

oops! Tell us how the meal goes

Call a cab and bleach your brain with alcohol

I would do what Lydia said - be no nonsense and straightforward.

Perhaps they are both upstairs looking at each other like Munch's the Scream and saying 'what the hell do we do now'

go with what Lydia said.
Save the apology about knocking for later when it's just you and DS.

Or play the double entendre game.

'ooh DS there is a documentary about SPERM WHALES on tv, shall we watch that after tea, or that programme on Sky about SEXtuplets'

at couple having sex when people viewing the house. Must have been deliberate.

Poor you OP, you'll have to very brisk and breezy and rictus-grinned now. >>>

Put 'hit me with your rhythm stick' on very loudly.

Or that 'ooooh love to love you baybee' song.

GetOrf!

Wish I was a fly on the wall for dinner!

Or Boys 2 Men 'I'll make love to you...'

<mortified>

I do think you need to apologise for not knocking. You may have been loud, but I think it's fair to say they were otherwise engaged!

Shout upstairs to see if they want a cuppa, if they do, then use that opportunity to apologise before dinner. Get it out of the way first. A quickie, if you will <innocent>

They were under the covers, I met both their eyes and they giggled very nervously.

Oh dear me!!

A few weeks back they were in his room "watching a film"

I shouted up "ds1 (I actually call him that) bring your rubbish down"

him - give me a sec

five minutes later

me - bring your rubbish down

him- give me a sec

five minutes later

me - bring your rubbish down NOW

him - I said give me a sec

five minutes later

me - RUBBISH NOW

Him - give me a sec

Me - I've givenyou enough secs for sone day!

Cue hysterical laughter

Any how the evening goes form bad to worse, while I have been on here the cat has got the chicken for tea and it's now on the kitchen floor

I need

Pretend it never happened. It's the only way.