SHITE people say on fashion blogs

(171 Posts)
MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 19:53:01

"The kind people at...."
(Ie boden gave me a free bag to pimp a hotchpotch shirt"

"Pop of _fucking colour". No one says this in real life. Fück off.

"This looks cute" no. Kittens are cute. You are a woman who wears scarves. Desist.

Trills Sun 13-Jan-13 19:55:40

"Teamed" (worn with)

"Shoe" (when talking about a pair)

"Trouser" (S!)

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 19:57:03

Is pants for trousers accepted too?

CharlotteBronteSaurus Sun 13-Jan-13 19:57:32

"a wide legged trouser"
"a suede ankle boot"

just the one, love?

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 19:58:37

And they try and create comments by saying"do you like to celebrate Halloween by wearing a pumpkin on your head too"

vintageviolets Sun 13-Jan-13 19:59:00

I've not read a fashion blog as such.

But on t.v;

Teamed with
It marries up well
Cinch the waist
On trend
Oh so pretty
Hues
Fashionista

<runs off screaming>

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 19:59:18

And the giveaways. FFs.

Ha - I knew this would be you!

I loathe 'trouser' as in 'This season's trouser is....' Only made for one leg, perhaps?

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 20:02:21

The worst ever is "dress it up dress it down" you look at ANY ITEM on the marks website and someone's put that on the comments.

I'm in gym clothes atm. There is no way I could dress them up.

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 20:02:44

(And avoid being sectioned)

DIddled Sun 13-Jan-13 20:07:40

Outfits that take you 'from desk to dinner' - oooohhh they love that on the LK Bennett website- it's unbearably smugsmile

LifeofPo Sun 13-Jan-13 20:10:39

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LifeofPo Sun 13-Jan-13 20:11:31

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WipsGlitter Sun 13-Jan-13 20:12:48

"Styled". As in "I styled this manky primark jumper with a minging scarf from the interweb". And the the arselickers who say "I love how you styled this." Piss off.

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 20:14:41

Why don't people go home before dinner? I don't get it

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MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 20:15:06

Lol at Po

coffeeinbed Sun 13-Jan-13 20:16:53

"found" and "sourced"
no, you fucking bought it.

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 20:16:53

Christ amber ! shock

escape Sun 13-Jan-13 20:19:17

'Shop the'.. As in 'Shop the collection here' - although more commerce than blogs.
I don't 'Shop the' anything - I go in a shop, and I buy stuff.

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 20:19:19

Party season had to be up there.

I hate it when they say, 'I stumbled across X when ----' No you bloomin' didn't - you saw it on Does My Bum and then pretended it was your idea, usually.

LifeofPo Sun 13-Jan-13 20:22:13

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Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme Sun 13-Jan-13 20:25:41

Do they still say 'rocking the suchandsuch look'?

God how I utterly hate that phrase. Sets my teeth on edge.

MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 20:26:44

Po. You are funny.

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