Mumsnet Talk

"The kind people at...."
(Ie boden gave me a free bag to pimp a hotchpotch shirt"

"Pop of _fucking colour". No one says this in real life. Fück off.

"This looks cute" no. Kittens are cute. You are a woman who wears scarves. Desist.

"Teamed" (worn with)

"Shoe" (when talking about a pair)

"Trouser" (S!)

Is pants for trousers accepted too?

"a wide legged trouser"
"a suede ankle boot"

just the one, love?

And they try and create comments by saying"do you like to celebrate Halloween by wearing a pumpkin on your head too"

I've not read a fashion blog as such.

But on t.v;

Teamed with
It marries up well
Cinch the waist
On trend
Oh so pretty
Hues
Fashionista

<runs off screaming>

And the giveaways. FFs.

Ha - I knew this would be you!

I loathe 'trouser' as in 'This season's trouser is....' Only made for one leg, perhaps?

The worst ever is "dress it up dress it down" you look at ANY ITEM on the marks website and someone's put that on the comments.

I'm in gym clothes atm. There is no way I could dress them up.

(And avoid being sectioned)

Outfits that take you 'from desk to dinner' - oooohhh they love that on the LK Bennett website- it's unbearably smug

Roar @ cuteness and scarves.

Directional.
Pretending that a blazer, scarf and slacks is a look you haven't blogged about every day since 2007

<puts blazer over gym clothes and announces that one is directional>

"Styled". As in "I styled this manky primark jumper with a minging scarf from the interweb". And the the arselickers who say "I love how you styled this." Piss off.

Why don't people go home before dinner? I don't get it

Lol at Po

"found" and "sourced"
no, you fucking bought it.

Christ amber !

'Shop the'.. As in 'Shop the collection here' - although more commerce than blogs.
I don't 'Shop the' anything - I go in a shop, and I buy stuff.

Party season had to be up there.

I hate it when they say, 'I stumbled across X when ----' No you bloomin' didn't - you saw it on Does My Bum and then pretended it was your idea, usually.

They love scarves don't they, I never wear scarves apart from woollen ones to keep the 'chill off my chest'

Do they still say 'rocking the suchandsuch look'?

God how I utterly hate that phrase. Sets my teeth on edge.

Po. You are funny.