yup, totally cured and cleaned out in areas that will smart for years <<leaves £1.50 at the door and runs like hell>>

LOL frumpy. I think I overdid the disinfectant, didn't I. Still, you must be cured by now.

<<surfaces>> are we there yet? [innocent]

<<Shabbs pushes Frumpster into the disinfectant first >>

For prophylactic purposes, would all those waiting for therapy, please walk through the disinfectant trough at the thread door.

Oh right VC, I have a permanent IP, haven't had an ISP for yonkers.

well, it seems to be back to normal now: EC is banned.

Shall we get on

<<Shabbs gets behind Frumpster in line!>>

I feel I have collective insanity virus and I would love some offline therapy <<stands in line>>

get away from me you lurgy lot!

No zazen.
Bounty banned em three times yesterday (don't ask) I just renewed my IP every time. Simple.

Blocking trolling posters IP addys would work no?

I have to confess I'm a bit of a compulsive sleuth.

Have we all caught these things then? When will be getting our vaccinations?

Oh good, I knew Armed Moderators was the only way forward. What about using the Sanctuary as a temporary remand and reprogramming centre for trolls or those suspected of trollery?

I don't think proof should be necessary or anything - and there should be a 92 day period of detention without trial. And ID cards. A general all pervading sense of paranoia and intrigue has already been introduced so that's good. MNHQ need to act now and get tough. We need Justine to step in as Glorious Leader to see us through. Otherwise we will start eating each other's IP addresses.

BBM, you need to have whole threads displayed, not pages - then you can read to the very end (& then find it's gone when you refresh but hey, you'll still have seen most of it )

<Hands Slur the jump-leads for ECT>

Ah, hmm.

And how do you feel about your father?

aarh.
MEN, men just don't get it

me don't bbm!

Me too PinkTulips - I was most disgruntled - I had only got to p3 when it disappeared. I tried explaing my disappointment to DH but he just didn't seem to understand <hmph>

Yes! <punches air>
<<recovers decorum and adjust clever glasses>>

I promise no hugs, only cool dispassionate 'hmms' and 'ahs' probably finishing with 'how did you feel about your father?'

lol pt.

Alright, Slur. You can do therapy. But nothing fluffy, promise?

had just found that thread last night when it got deleted so have no idea how it all ended.

typical, you all pick heroes night to go mad and now i'm going to be hearing about faketeenagemomgate for months and not have a clue what the hell went on!

do you people not own tv's?!

Why didn't we call in the deTECHtive?

hurumph, you are going for the full agressive ECT approach then?

Well I shall take my fluffy talking therapy elsewhere then. I see a lot potential in Pet's corner.

My name is COV and I suffer from sleuthing compulsion!

hey charchar, did you stay up?

I could tell you but then it would set the therapy back by several steps. You have to not need to know.

Or perhaps I should prepare a general dossier to email to everyone?

Apologies Slur, but the therapy will be undertaken by the Armed Moderators that Boco suggested yesterday.

all my coloured threads have gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on it was nothing.

i've seen worse

What has happened?

Honestly, I leave you lot for one evening and it all goes tits-up, apparently.

Fill me in, pretty please?

May I offer my services? I have a degree in forum psychosis from an internet important university.

shit, I have CIV?????????????????

Following yesterday's corruption of the site by CIV (Collective Insanity Virus) the site usership is known to be affected by:

Munchhausen by Internet
Sleuthing Compulsion
Naivity Syndrome
WTF Syndrome

We will therefore be taking it offline for therapy. Apologies for any inconvenience.