Afternoon.
We are currently mopping up after close on 100 (and that's just the last count) spammers posted all over our boards last night and this morning.
Thank you for all your reports. We hope you'll understand that we're not going to reply to them. Please take it as read that we're really grateful.
IMPORTANT: we think we have tabs on pretty much all of the spammers now, so (even if we haven't deleted them all yet) so there is no need to report any more. In fact, any more reports and our system might keel over!
Once we can see the wood for the trees, we'll post again and ask you to report any remaining spam posts we might have missed.
Please bear with us. We are getting there.
Any Qs, do post em here and we'll do our best to answer you.
Bunch of twats.
Spammers...not MNHQ 
<offers HelenMN gin>
<mutters incredibly roode words about spambots spamming about Spurs v Arsenal probably making me MISS Spurs v Arsenal>
HecateWhoopass
Sun 03-Mar-13 15:17:41
Helen - can you please check my request urgently. i reported a post i made. it's so urgent. If you can put it to the top of your queue I will shower you with lindt bunnies for the rest of your life.
HecateWhoopass
Helen - can you please check my request urgently. i reported a post i made. it's so urgent. If you can put it to the top of your queue I will shower you with lindt bunnies for the rest of your life.
Can you give me a rough idea of what time that was, Hecate?
I have a link for you to watch that online Helen.
HecateWhoopass
Sun 03-Mar-13 15:19:42
about a few minutes ago. can i pm you with a link?
Crap, as I posted that my sky froze! I may actually need to watch it online! (Sky go btw, not spammy mcspammerson links)
Don't worry Helen,we will wup their asses..Tottenham and the spammers 
It's fixed! Switched off a d on! Jamie is back!!
Well done team MNHQ - comfort yourselves with the knowledge that to enjoy spamming MN the spammers must have brains
>.< that big.
<quietly giggling at glaikit>
JambalayaCodfishPie
Sun 03-Mar-13 16:12:38
DP says to inform you that you're not missing much Helen. 
<pops head round door> um Helen, what side of north London to you dress to??
ClayDavis
Sun 03-Mar-13 16:42:48
Well, it's got more interesting now
She's a gooner, I believe, Glaikit - in which case she may be happy not to be watching - Tottenham are now 1-0 up.
Not Helen's happiest day, then...
<passes more gin to Helen> ice and a slice??
ClayDavis
Sun 03-Mar-13 16:46:48
It may get better for Helen. As a life long Spurs supporter I know its entirely possible to lose 5-2 from this point.
[gin]