A place to collect the amusing and sometimes even genius Deletion Messages

(22 Posts)
Fenton Mon 11-Feb-13 14:33:56

I know a lot of them are already on the 'Can I just Congratulate you' thread, but I feel it's a shame for them to be missed and lost.

Here's my new favourite:-

11 Feb 2013

"Thread deleted
Message from MNHQ: What rhymes with troll? Khol...spag bol...narwhal...

We think this thread was not legit
So basically it's a pile of sh--"

Feel free, MNHQ, if you would like to put your name to the message.

PhilMcAverty Mon 11-Feb-13 15:05:27

I am loving the new deletion messages too.

<stalks fenton in new disguise>

Trills Mon 11-Feb-13 15:18:10
Fenton Mon 11-Feb-13 15:20:00

Phil!!

I have been wondering where you's at.. grin

I thought, 'ello that's a witty new poster, that PhilMcAverty.

<smooch>

Fenton Mon 11-Feb-13 15:21:44

Yes, Trills just like that, as per the mench in my OP, - only it seems to have slipped down a bit so I thought I would give it a more obvious name.

PhilMcAverty Mon 11-Feb-13 15:24:26

My favourite so far is

Multiple choice - pick one answer, no conferring.

This thread was deleted for one of the following reasons:

a) Containing wimmin's views
b) Chastising feminist knitters
c) Parp
d) A visit from the hairy of hand

PhilMcAverty Mon 11-Feb-13 15:25:19

Smooch right backatcha grin

Trills Mon 11-Feb-13 15:26:48

I go away for the weekend and everyone stops posting the deletions.

Or maybe I go away for the weekend and all the trolls stop posting.

Uh-oh...

Fenton Mon 11-Feb-13 15:31:20

You see Trills, we NEED you.

Maryz Mon 11-Feb-13 17:29:08

Can we merge the two threads?

Do mumsnet ever do that?

See, I don't often start threads that people read, and I was rather proud of that one <weeps>]. I thought it might make classics eventually <sobs uncontrollably in a pathetic attention-seeking way>

Thanks Trills smile

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 11-Feb-13 17:51:54

No.

We quite like having TWO threads full of people liking us.

Makes a change from the moany ones

Maryz Mon 11-Feb-13 19:54:27

shock

But I'm your favourite, you should do what I ask <offers, biscuits gin and various other bribes>

I never moan, btw. I might occasionally point out discrepancies in how the site is run, or problems which tech would like to have brought to his attention. That isn't moaning, it's being helpful grin

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 11-Feb-13 19:56:39

Maryz

That isn't moaning, it's being helpful grin

Right. Okay. <nods gently>

GrimmaTheNome Mon 11-Feb-13 19:58:57

Isn't this a thread about a thread? <hard stare>

Maryz Mon 11-Feb-13 20:00:40

Exactly, grimma.

It should be tagged onto mine because mine was there first.

<huffs>

TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub Mon 11-Feb-13 20:04:09

What if Maryz's thread was renamed to the same as this thread?

<compromises that please no-one a speciality>

Maryz Mon 11-Feb-13 20:06:21

Oh, very good idea Doctrine.

Olivia?

<determined to get own way emoticon>

Maryz Mon 11-Feb-13 20:06:56

And stop bumping this thread, btw

<invites Fenton outside>

PhilMcAverty Mon 11-Feb-13 20:09:11

Bump

<blows raspberry at Maryz>

Fenton Mon 11-Feb-13 22:22:13

Oh dear God Maryz, I never meant to upset you, I liked your thread, this was in honour of your thread - not to upstage it.

Oh Bum.

iMyself Mon 11-Feb-13 22:25:05

Ooh what have I missed? I've been away, shall havetogo find me some deletions

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 11-Feb-13 22:40:23

OMG the PRESSURE
<Explodes.>

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