Ooooooh! Paul is a stalker!

(66 Posts)
NigellaTufnel Tue 02-Apr-13 19:14:52

it's been a long time coming....

Who is Celia?

FrauMoose Tue 02-Apr-13 19:18:57

Archers?

If it is I regret having put better speakers on my PC. The sound effects with Lillian were gross and put me off my linguine.

NigellaTufnel Tue 02-Apr-13 19:25:43

Indeed. I missed any Lillian sound effects, was that last week?

FrauMoose Tue 02-Apr-13 19:27:58

Only indeterminate smoochy noises amid conversation of made-up breakfast meetings. But it was not pleasant. Such a relief to hear Pat offering Tony a cup of tea. That's the sort of exciting radio I like!

cleangreens Tue 02-Apr-13 19:29:22

Missed tonights! Wasn't Celia the woman in the red coat at Cheltenham station that day Paul and Lillian could only meet for an hour or so? She was very irritating and Lillian had to pretend that her and Paul were brother and sister?

500calories Tue 02-Apr-13 19:31:26

I came on here to see who else had heard tonight's episode. Seems a bit out of the blue to me, although I can believe it of his character. I'm sure there will be more to it; I wonder how long they will drag it out for.

Also how long for Brenda and Tom to keep arguing? They are both irritating me now.

500calories Tue 02-Apr-13 19:33:25

I don't think it was that woman from the station.... tho I could be wrong.

IndridCold Tue 02-Apr-13 19:43:30

Surely Celia is Paul's ex? That's what I assumed anyway.

The sooner Paul and Lilian stop smooching the better. A bit of light stalking will be much more palatable.

Pollykitten Tue 02-Apr-13 19:46:02

my DH spotted Paul's stalker tendencies a couple of weeks ago and I was very dismissive... unbelieeeeeevable! Ugh to bed noises from those two.

I hope Brenda pokes Tom very hard with a sausage and then gives herself a slap.

NigellaTufnel Tue 02-Apr-13 19:50:56

So, Paul is going to go a bit mental and persecute Lillian? Maybe a hostage situation over the May Bank holiday?

NigellaTufnel Tue 02-Apr-13 19:51:48

I give Brenda and the Sausage King a week

R4 Tue 02-Apr-13 20:08:54

My mind jumped to Cheltenham too, because of Celia Johnson. The annoying woman was, however, called Connie.

I've done a quick google and I think Celia might be Anita Dobson.

Brenda needs to chuck Tom & tell Lillian to stick her job where the sun don't shine!

Never used to like her but she's bonded so well with Vicky now over her little sister, really shown her integrity. Tom is unbelievably awful. Lillian is so self-absorbed, bound to come a cropper soon. I thought she'd be a good judge of character tho - seems not, if tonight's episode is anything to go by!

And as for Pip, she gives me the bloody pip angry!

Pollykitten Tue 02-Apr-13 22:06:10
Songbird Wed 03-Apr-13 13:04:12

Must be his ex-wife, BBC Archers page has an interview and then a 'click here to find out more about Celia Morgan' link.

I was sure that Paul had psycho tendencies, perhaps he will kidnap Brenda and use her as a decoy! Her days in the office will just get worse.

Cooroo Wed 03-Apr-13 19:28:05

This feels contrived. I don't think, when Paul was first introduced, he was going to be a psycho. He was a 'nice' alternative to Matt, and a dilemma for Lillian. Mind you he's got creepier and creepier since he reappeared, so I suppose I should have seen this coming.

Too much melodrama. I sort of enjoy it on one level, but like Fraumoose above, am more intrigued by Peggy's reaction to Lillian buying decent biccies instead of the stale old ginger nuts in the village shop.

AlisonM1971 Wed 03-Apr-13 21:35:54

Would so love it if Brenda did get kidnaped

NetworkGuy Thu 04-Apr-13 11:04:57

Kidnapping Brenda - how bizarre - and what would the 'ransom' be - not 500 kg of Tom Archer Sausages, nor 1000 pints of milk, so why, actually would anyone ransom her ?

If it was CSI, she'd turn out to have been working on the sly in Birmingham (not Leicester where she said she was) as a wicked Dominatrix and have a little black book, with Matt, some MPs, and Brian listed, but this is blasted Ambridge for goodness sake smile

She'd disguise her voice, tell them to kneel and give some nasty lashes with a whip to their back and legs and just signify "zipped lips" if they said anything so they'd know to shut up or get a severe whipping!

Can think of all sorts of nastiness for Matt on the wrong end of a strap-on, and Brenda wearing stilettos to stamp on Brian's privates (they're the only two from Ambridge who go off at regular intervals for "business" meetings, so could easily have managed to get away when Brenda was out of the village)

Of course they didn't know that it was Brenda behind the fancy mask, feather head-dress, and would not recognise her with such a tight waist in her corset, with boobs almost spilling out! She could take hundreds in cash fro those two alone, and has a secret deposit account Tom knows nothing about, so she can depart to a life in a luxury penthouse with a few naughty male clients paying her for their kicks, but not getting any sex at all...

IndridCold Thu 04-Apr-13 12:36:00

Wow! Cool it NetworkGuy, or I'll have to ask nurse to increase your medication grin.

NigellaTufnel Thu 04-Apr-13 12:50:49

I reckon it's Lillian that Paul will kidnap. Defo.

GrendelsMum Thu 04-Apr-13 16:39:54

I loved the ludicrous conversations about biscuits - and the way that Tony would clearly much rather eat M&S chocolate and ginger cookies than stale ones from the village shop.

PrincessFiorimonde Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:41

Oh! I said on another thread a while back that the Angie character might turn out to be Paul's ex. I think that's the first time I've ever predicted anything correctly on the Archers.

I can't bear the Paul n Lilian plot.

CuttedUpPear Fri 05-Apr-13 08:15:13

I love the Paul n Lillian plot now it's going all wrong. I knew there was something up with Paul from the outset and said so on a thread here I think...

[should have been a private dick]

TallGiraffe Fri 05-Apr-13 09:28:39

I think Brenda's going to have to save Lillian from a nasty situation.

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