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Webchat with Julian Clary on Wednesday 29 July at 1pm

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BojanaMumsnet · 22/07/2015 14:12

Hello

We’re pleased to announce that Julian Clary will be joining us for a webchat on Wednesday 29 July at 1pm.

Julian has recently published The Bolds, his first book for children - packed with wildly hilarious jokes, eccentric characters and brilliant illustrations. The book is perfect for children aged 7+.

Mr and Mrs Bold are just like you and me: they live in a nice house, they have nice jobs and they love to have a bit of a giggle. There's just one slight difference: they're hyenas.
So far, the Bolds have managed to keep things under wraps, even when their children Bobby and Betty were born. But the nosy man next door smells a rat (or a hyena) - is their secret about to be revealed?

Julian has made numerous appearances on TV and on stage, published four books and continues to tour the UK and Australia with his one man shows. He also does panto most years as he enjoys wearing silly clothes and lots of make-up.

Please do join us on the day here for a live discussion from 1pm on Wednesday 29 July but if you can’t make it, leave your question for Julian on this thread. As ever, please remember our webchat guidelines.

Thanks

Webchat with Julian Clary on Wednesday 29 July at 1pm
Webchat with Julian Clary on Wednesday 29 July at 1pm
OP posts:
pennwood · 23/07/2015 18:53

What inspired you to write a children's book for 7+ years?

insanityscatching · 24/07/2015 19:14

Julian on Celebrity Big Brother you came across as a thoroughly nice and decent human being. But being cooped up in close proximity to big personalities there must have been times when your patience was tested. How did you manage to keep your cool and what was the first thing you did once the series was over?

SirChenjin · 24/07/2015 19:18

I really enjoyed your stint on Who Do You Think You Are - have you done any further research, or met up with any long lost relatives?

AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/07/2015 20:09

Julian, we were lucky enough to get a copy of this from MN, so thank you very much.

DD is 6 and is half way through and enjoying it immensely. It is her first step away from the endless fairy / magic / puppies books and it is great to hear her chuckle as she reads. Every now and again she will read a bit out to me that she finds particularly funny. I'm glad she does as I'm finding those bits funny too.

The whole scenario of the book is brilliant - very clever and very funny.

Are you planning on writing any more books for this age group? Please say yes!

Stillnoidea · 24/07/2015 21:48

Hi Julian

I still remember you talking about "fisting the chancellor's red box" live on telly - one of my fave TV moments of all time! Was that pre planned or did it just slip out? And how did that affect your career? (I think you were banned from bbc for a while?)

Sorry that's more like 3 questions!

LineRunner · 25/07/2015 09:15

I saw you perform decades ago when you were the Joan Collins Fan Club with Fanny the Wonder Dog. It was upstairs in a fairly grotty London pub. You were brilliant.

Do you miss those days at all?

TheImminentGin · 25/07/2015 09:50

I saw you in the 'Fanny' days at the Edinburgh Festival. I've also read you're autobiography and really enjoyed your Who Do You Think You Are story. No question, just fawning fan gush. I think you're great!

CowardFan · 25/07/2015 10:21

Good afternoon Julian!
I read somewhere that you hinted that characters in your previous books were based on people you know - is this the case for The Bolds too?

TensionWheelsCoolHeels · 25/07/2015 11:24

Hi Julian

I've adored you for years! Loved so much of what you've done. I too remember the Joan Collins fan club but I think my favourite 'thing' you've done was sticky moments. Would love you to bring that back.

I admit I am biased (as always a fan of yours) but I was v angry on your behalf when the whole comedy awards incident occurred. The backlash you got, IMVHO, was so disproportionate & over the top, and it saddened me that your career was so badly affected. I'm so glad you are still here, still working & still being fabulously outrageous & funny. Much love to you Smile

I can't even think of a question Grin I will check out the book though - sounds just like something my DD would love.

Ok, just thought of a question - of all the many things you've done/continue to do, what do you enjoy the most? Stand up/TV/dancing/writing? Or something we don't know about you?

chockbic · 25/07/2015 13:51

Julian, would you ever star in a Carry On film? If they remade them.

JennyOnTheBlocks · 25/07/2015 16:41


I saw you on stage a very long time ago in N'ton. My dad refused to speak to me and my sister for weeks afterwards because he's a bigotted twat Angry, anyway, i digress Wink

before i broke my twitter access (passwords are for keep, yeah?) i loved your garden pictures, do you still take them? if so, what do you use and would you consider putting them into a book too?
GallopingFoxley · 26/07/2015 10:09

You have lively skin so my question is .. What products do you use and have you had any (much?) work done?

Your book looks fab , I've pre ordered it

GallopingFoxley · 26/07/2015 10:10

Oh FFS. Lovely skin! Although I'm sure it's lively too

MadeMan · 26/07/2015 13:53

"Julian, would you ever star in a Carry On film? If they remade them."

I thought he was in that newer Columbus one, wasn't he?

MadeMan · 26/07/2015 13:54

Julian, are you still best mates with Paul Merton?

Only1scoop · 26/07/2015 14:04

Julian ....Hello ....I seem to recall you doing a tandem skydive many years ago with the Red Devils?

Have you ever felt the urge since?

1amfieryfairy · 26/07/2015 16:47

Hi Julian I think you are so brilliantly funny and also so darn good looking Wink:Wink I remember the Fanny the wonder dog years so well. My question is, did your dogs inspire you to write the story for kids? as mine has given me the inspiration to start writing my own series... oh ok... the first of hopefully a series of kids books. Embarrassed:Blush I just need the kick up the bum to do something about it.
much love fieryfairy (Lorraine)

TwoLeftSocks · 26/07/2015 19:41

Ooh, book. Will look out for that.

Will you be narrating an audio version? You have a lovely voice to listen to.

elephantoverthehill · 26/07/2015 23:33

Hello Julian, I saw you as JC fan club back in the 80s, doing something quite funny with an umbrella and a briefcase. It was at Avery Hill College with about 6 of us in the audience. It was funny but what gave you the confidence to keep going and have faith in your act? Or did you just know that some gigs were going to be dire?

LineRunner · 26/07/2015 23:40

I feel that Mumsnet is the secret hiding place of the Joan Collins Fan Club Fan Club.

hermancakedestroyer · 27/07/2015 09:38

Hi Julian, My son and I loved the bolds. We want to ask - do you have any plans to write any other books? - we do hope so.
Thank you

Roseformeplease · 27/07/2015 20:06

Any advice for a teenager growing up gay now? It must have been hard and I hope, for this generation's sake, things really have changed.

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Twinnie50 · 27/07/2015 20:53

I'd luv you to host family fortunes

Twinnie50 · 27/07/2015 21:03

I think your home would be interesting on through the keyhole. But I don't think Keith Lemon would be allowed mooching through your drawers.

Glitterballdiva · 27/07/2015 22:39

Hi Julian, as you've been interested in poetry from a very early age I'm wondering if you've ever written any poems yourself. If so, could we get a sample please.

Much love from Andrea aka 'one of your girls'

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