Best song title ever

(66 Posts)
Kewcumber Sun 01-Jul-07 13:04:26

Following on from best lyrics...

CatIsSleepy Sun 01-Jul-07 20:34:50

but i was forgetting Half Man Half Biscuit (one of the best band names ever...)

I love you because (you look like Jim reeves)

also :
I hate Nerys Hughes (from the heart)

I left my heart in Papworth General

Pan Sun 01-Jul-07 20:43:58

Ma/Biscuit - "I am the bastard son of Dean Freedman" "Dulke Prague (Subbuteo) Away Kit) Class.

talcy0 Sun 01-Jul-07 20:51:54

I slept with someone from fall out boy and all i got was this song........fall out boy

CatIsSleepy Sun 01-Jul-07 20:54:32

and don't forget Fuckin' 'ell it's Fred Titmus

and Venus in Flares

{still half man half biscuit...all their songs had great titles though...)

talcy0 Sun 01-Jul-07 20:56:07

champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends....fall out boy..again

CatIsSleepy Sun 01-Jul-07 21:00:14

Margaret on the Guillotine by Morrissey

Kewcumber Sun 01-Jul-07 22:01:32

OK I think "I love you because (you look like Jim reeves)" might beat mine.

CatIsSleepy Sun 01-Jul-07 23:13:30

"99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd" by Half Man Half Biscuit.
(Bob Todd for any youngsters out there was a grey-haired, bulbous-eyed guy in Benny Hill's TV show).

CatIsSleepy Sun 01-Jul-07 23:23:36

oops was forgetting 'Some girls are bigger than others' by the Smiths. another good 'un.

UnquietDad Sun 01-Jul-07 23:44:20

Oh yes, HMHB have some corkers. "Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis", "Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets, "The Light at the End of the Tunnel (is the Light of an Oncoming Train)"... And "Trouble Over Bridgewater" as an album title!

And don't forget the Pet Shop Boys. "You Only Tell me You Love Me When You're Drunk" and "I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing".

mummytosteven Sun 01-Jul-07 23:46:25

"Milkman of Human Kindness" by Billy Bragg.

mummytosteven Sun 01-Jul-07 23:46:47

Or Elvis Costello "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding"

CatIsSleepy Sun 01-Jul-07 23:49:07

Work is a 4 letter word, the smiths...

Ellbell Mon 02-Jul-07 00:06:15

How about 'There ain't half been some clever bastards' by Ian Dury and the Blockheads?

I also like 'There's a guy works down the chip-shop swears he's Elvis' by Kirsty McColl.

ghosty Mon 02-Jul-07 01:30:52

My BIL is in a Skiffle band. It is brilliant - they play at festivals and that sort of thing.
Years ago (before he met my sister) he wrote a song called "I'd Rather Go To Hell Than Spend Eternity With You"
I think that is a storming title ...
He wanted to play it at their wedding pmsl
She wouldn't let him [disappointed]

Califrau Mon 02-Jul-07 01:55:23

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Califrau Mon 02-Jul-07 01:58:37

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MrsJohnCusack Mon 02-Jul-07 02:35:47

ooooooh califrau was going to post the lyrics from 'In these shoes' in the favourite lyrics threads but never got round to it

Califrau Mon 02-Jul-07 03:02:50

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MrsJohnCusack Mon 02-Jul-07 06:17:49

she was a GENIUS
have just been youtubing her - loads of good stuff
(made myself tearful watching Fairytale of New York though)

Kewcumber Mon 02-Jul-07 17:14:21

I saw her at break for the border in the basement in a rare later concert.

Califrau Mon 02-Jul-07 17:48:06

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Kewcumber Mon 02-Jul-07 23:08:47

she was excellent and the venue was so small that I could almost touch her.

MrsJohnCusack Tue 03-Jul-07 02:37:11

consumed with

although I did see her at a festival in Ireland in 1992
she was so fab
and she came on to do 'Welcome to the Cheap Seats' with the Wonder Stuff too

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