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Mumsnet Discussions: Childbirth : so - what did you do with your baby's placenta? (70 messages)
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SlartyBartFast on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:08:11
anything like [[ http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/28/lotus-birth-umbilical-cord-placenta this?]]
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By LaDiDaDi on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:16:37
I've got no idea what happened to it and don't really care tbh.

I read the article and then got sidetracked by the photo's on the link below, some were beautiful but at least one woman looked worryingly corpse-like.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Rhubarb on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:19:11
Goes down well with a bottle of fine Chardonney! <does Hannibal Lecter type thing with mouth>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SlartyBartFast on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:20:05
did you read the woman who said her baby got upset if anyone else went near her placenta??

wtf

as if, at ONE week old!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By givethedogabone on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:22:29
hmm Can't say I am convinced
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By BoysAreLikeDogs on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:24:33
'She says that it is not inconvenient to carry the cord, placenta and baby around together. "We rinsed off the placenta so it was as clean as possible. We sprinkled sea salt over it - it's a chunk of meat quite like liver and has the potential to go off. We had some lavender essential oil to drip on it too in case it got smelly, but it never did. We wrapped it in a terry nappy, then wrapped the baby and the placenta up together in a sleeping bag. Every 12 hours we changed the nappy and added more salt. It worked fine." She and her partner Rae, a psychologist, are keeping the placenta in the freezer until they move house - then they will plant it beneath a tree.'

Christ on a bike

[rolls eyes]
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SlartyBartFast on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:27:39
i know.
go on mn - there must be someone here to ate it, planted it or whatever?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By callmeovercautious on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:28:12
Well I nearly knocked the Midwife out with mine, after that she whipped it away quite quickly before it could manage to escape and attempt ABH on anyone else grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SlartyBartFast on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:28:35
i was wondering when reading that, what animals do?
do they eat the placenta? i think so - they certainly don't wrap their young up with it
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ChirpyGrinch on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:33:07
When I was looking into VBAC I found a lotus birth site, tres bizarre, and the whole 'my baby didn't cry until her cord fell off' thing, really? NO crying for nearly 2 weeks?
Uh-huh

and I think that animals eat it to gain teh nutrients, but don't quote me...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By horsemadgal on Fri 28-Nov-08 23:37:03
I gave up reading that when it got to the salt and the nappy shock
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SlartyBartFast on Sat 29-Nov-08 09:56:49
bump
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By TheProvincialLady on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:17:53
SBF it is a well known fact that wild animals sprinkle sea salt and (organic) essential oils on their placentas, then lug them about for a couple of weeks.

Personally I had my placenta deposited straight into a bucket, then medically incinerated. DS wailed the whole time this was happening, in fact he didn't stop for about 3 monthsshock Colic be damned, it was the trauma don't you know?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By hecate on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:21:14
I have no idea what happened to either of them. tbh, both times, I had just pushed a 10 and a half pound baby out of a very tiny (in comparison blush ) hole. The whereabouts and eventual fate of the placenta was rather low on my list of priorities.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By mrsmaidamess on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:21:17
Hang on, she wrapped the placenta in a terry nappy and treated it like her baby??

I can see Mothercare stocking placenta slings next.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ScottishMummy on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:29:18
LOL i attended pricy and poncy birth class were the guru recommended eating the placenta or planting the placenta in garden

eugh to human Placentophagy.christ you wouldn't eat other surgical detritus would you?

my placenta failed me badly during pg.so frankly hope it met a messy end in a lab or straight sluice
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By TheProvincialLady on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:30:41
SM I think any ending for a placenta is going to be messy isn't it? They have to be the most revolting things ever.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DoomGloomAndKaboom on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:33:09
We always made pate out of mine, and served it at the Christening. You'd be amazed at how many people were shocked. But then they were probably vegetarians.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ScottishMummy on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:33:55
yes they are!and i have much disdain for mine for failing me so badly
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By spinspinsugar on Sat 29-Nov-08 10:56:34
Gawd. Apparently ds's placenta was pretty shredded, so we would have had to carry it about like a big helping of spag bols. hmm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FiveDollarShake on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:00:49
Well hopefully they went in the hospital incinerator where they belong!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By DaisyMooSteiner on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:03:26
I buried my last ds's in the garden under a greengage tree (which has yet to bear more than 2 fruit hmm)

I wouldn't have wanted to eat it or have a lotus birth, but I did have a certain amount of awe and respect for this amazing organ which fed and nurtured my baby for 9 months.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By PictureThis on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:06:22
Mine went off to the incinerator, thankfully. No placenta pate or tree food in this house grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Spidermama on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:16:47
DDs went in a hole in the front garden in Brixton with a corkscrew hazel planted over it. DS1's went in the same front garden but with Fatsia.

DS3 and DS4's went in our back garden in Brixton and have a eucalyptus and a willow growing on them.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Spidermama on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:21:45
DoomGloom are you serious? Did you really make pate with it and what did people say?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By LedodgyChristmasjumper on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:24:44
We made a chocolate cake, it just tasted like normal cake. I crumbled cadbury's flake on the top.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By StarlightMcKenzie on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:25:21
But, mine was intact (left it attached to baby for a while after the birth though - as in birth plan) but after the mw had finished poking about with it it was a mess (got a demonstration and running commentary - as in birth plan)

Bit disappointed that so far I am the most treehuging here!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By StarlightMcKenzie on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:26:09
That's a very ugly baby!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By nickytwotimes on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:31:58
God, I baulked when I read that at lunchtime yesterday

Even my most dedicated hippy-est of friends were unconvinced.

What a load of bollocks.

I think people forget that until around 50-100 years ago it was normal to die in childbirth - mother or child.

Over indulged middle class shite.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By nickytwotimes on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:33:09
Oh, can I just say though, that I quite liked to look at mine (briefly) and I really have no issue with people eating them, so long as I don't have to.

Cut it off your poor flipping baby though fgs.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By LiberalIdleOlogy on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:38:39
hmmyour first days of life cuddled up next to a piece of rotting flesh. They already admit only mad bint parents are prepared to come within a 100 yards. Bordering on abuse I think.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By spinspinsugar on Sat 29-Nov-08 11:45:50
I couldn't look at mine nickytwotimes. The mw called me a "lightweight", to which I replied "I just don't wanna puke again!". I do, however, think a placenta is a pretty amazing thing.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By LynetteScavo on Sat 29-Nov-08 12:39:32
Slow cooker.

Bit of red wine, some carrots and onions.

Was tasty.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By PictureThis on Sat 29-Nov-08 13:49:42
I have just read the article and at risk of offending people 'what a load of shite' came to mind.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By piscesmoon on Sat 29-Nov-08 13:53:40
I have no idea what happened to them and I couldn't care less!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ChukkyPig on Sat 29-Nov-08 13:57:37
I donated cord blood so guessing it was incinerated after being emptied!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By CharleeInPantoPaperChains on Sat 29-Nov-08 14:02:00
Bleugh! At people eating it! Thena gain i don't eat and organs animal or human.

Mine was taken away to be incinerated with ds1 and d2's was taken for medical science along with his cord as it was unusual. (He's in a medical book don't you know!)

I remeber seeing it after ds1 was born on the little table on wheels and i said to dp, 'don't look behind you' (hes squeamish) so the first thing he does is look behind him strieght at the placenta in a metal bowl and he went very white.

grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By LedodgyChristmasjumper on Sat 29-Nov-08 14:08:19
I didn't really make a hocolate cake with mine btw it was an off the cuff comment athat nobody has reffered to and I don't want you all thinking that it may have been true! grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ChukkyPig on Sat 29-Nov-08 14:45:20
Ledodgy i think you're trying to cover your tracks. Clearly a chocolate cake was made and I suspect the other ingredients were gathered a la baldrick making coffee in blackadder goes forth!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By LedodgyChristmasjumper on Sat 29-Nov-08 14:46:11
grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ScottishMummy on Sat 29-Nov-08 17:48:19
this is just more poncy middle class guff to get competitive about.her grasp of human biology is woeful

"The placenta and the child came from the same cell," she says. Doh no they didnt dumbass
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MKG on Sat 29-Nov-08 18:10:03
I don't know what happened to mine, but I was teaching right before ds1 was born and one of my students offer to buy my placenta so she could fry it up.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TheBlonde on Sat 29-Nov-08 18:38:31
I considered eating mine but it looked unappetising
Took photos instead
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SlartyBartFast on Sat 29-Nov-08 19:04:46
put them on your profile The Blonde,

<<on second thoughts>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By nissa on Sat 29-Nov-08 20:52:45
That is the oddest thing I have ever read....

I will not be eating mine. Or planting it. What happens if I move house? would you point out to the new owners that the tree was growing on a rotting piece of you.....

Very strange. Seems another way of making women feel they should bond instantly in a mother earth type way. I have heard benefits to leaving it attached for a while after birth but possibly 2 weeks? yuck!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Bluestocking on Sat 29-Nov-08 20:59:04
I took mine home and kept it in the freezer until I had decided what to do with it. A good friend had had her daughter three weeks after I had DS and she did the same thing. All six of us went out when the babies were a few weeks old and buried the placentas together in a grove of oak trees. They may have been dug up and eaten by foxes but hey, so what?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By LaVie on Sat 29-Nov-08 21:08:54
mine was ripped out of me bit by bit. couldn't give a flying fuck what they did with it, all i know is it was fecking agony getting it out.

mad lentil weavers....
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Shitemum on Sat 29-Nov-08 21:12:30
I asked to see mine both times.
After DD1s birth I recall a bizarre conversation, as I was being stitched up, where DP and the midwife discussed putting it in a flowerpot and growing something on top of it.
As far as I remember DP was trying to make a present of it to the midwife. He must have been a bit high, to her credit she was very polite and nice about it!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By BroccoliSpears on Sat 29-Nov-08 21:20:10
I dried it out and we have it mounted on a piece of driftwood in our dining room. You can dry gourds out the same way.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Spidermama on Sun 30-Nov-08 18:55:26
Mine's cut in half in a tank of formaldahyde on the mantle piece.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By RhinestoneCowgirl on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:08:49
Had a homebirth and the MWs took it away - but only after DH & I had had a good gawp. F'kin enormous it was.

Although I did hear the MWs muttering to each other 'are you sure they don't want the placenta...', we were firmly pigeon-holed as 'alternative' types <rolls eyes>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By LoveBeingAMummy on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:11:46
Had a good look at it whilst the midwife checked it and then have no idea.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TheDevilWearsPrimark on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:12:05
Surelu wild animals gnaw away the placenta. I don't get it.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By belgo on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:13:44
My midwife was rather surprised that I didn't even want to look at the placenta. It got taken away with the rubbish after both of my home births.

I've never thought of it was something that provided the nutrition for the baby - I thought I did that, as the mother?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By bythepowerofgreyskull on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:15:07
had a really good look at DS1 as they told me at the hospital that it was showing signs of calcifying? but there was no sign of that at all once it was out. Midwife took it with her when she left.

DS2 - didn't pay much attention but the midwife took it with her when she left.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ib on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:20:55
We left it attached to ds for about 36 hours, until the cord was totally dry. I did have salt and lavender oil around, but it didn't smell at all. It was wrapped in one of those disposable bed liners.

Then we cut it off, dh said 'goodbye placenta and thanks for all the fish' and put it in the bin.

I liked the idea of planting it under a tree, but I didn't fancy going out in late december to do it.

I also felt it would be rather depressing if the tree then died, and given my less than stellar record with trees I'd rather not risk it.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By belgo on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:23:08
That's interesting ib. I don't get the 'fish' comment though?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By kiltycoldbum on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:24:03
i donated the stem cells from it so it was saved and what was needed extracted from it by the hospital before being disposed of.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By HeathersMummy on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:24:35
The auxiliary nurse who was clearing up the surgical "mess" in the delivery suite after I had DD managed to drop the silver bowl containing my placenta. It splattered everywhere! Was one of the funniest moments of childbirth smile
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By beforesunrise on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:32:29
i have never had the slightest bit of interest in my placentas, and i find the idea of doing stuff with it quite bizarre. and the idea of having to care for the placenta, as if having a newborn baby isn't daunting enough, sounds mad to me. still, each to their own, not judging...

although i did rub some of the varnix in my face as according to nct teacher it's a wonderful antiwrinkle treatment- does that count??
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By glasgowstyle on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:43:04
Had a good look at it - it's made from the same cells that made the baby
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ib on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:43:26
Obscure quote from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy iirc
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TrillianAstra on Sun 30-Nov-08 19:59:51
One of my friends used to work in HIV research in Paris, a few times I was chatting to her and she said 'got to go, a placenta has just arrived'. She was investigating mother-child transfer of HIV or something.

I never worked out if the research team specifically requested placentas (plural?) or if they just took them if the mothers said 'yuck, take it away, I don't care what you do with it'.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ScottishMummy on Sun 30-Nov-08 20:26:04
Garrow and Hawes 2005 examined a whopping 700 placenta from singleton birth. nice

THE RELATIONSHIP OF THE SIZE AND COMPOSITION OF THE HUMAN PLACENTA TO ITS FUNCTIONAL CAPACITY BJOG:Volume 78 Issue 1 Pages 22 - 28

wee bit recreational reading
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By oldraver on Sun 07-Dec-08 23:21:49
Both of mine were donated to medical research. I assume they are then incinerated
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By zazen on Sun 07-Dec-08 23:32:37
I thought they use them for face cremes? Maybe maternity hospitals have a deal with companies.
All those lovely rejuvenating hormones. Go on take your pick on the links here.

I wanted to keep mine and grow a tree on it, but with a crash section, I have no idea what happened to it. L'Oreal perhaps?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By hannahlouhoo on Sun 07-Dec-08 23:37:49
I really wanted to bring mine home and bury it under our tree,DP said NO WAY!! ( I'm a little hippy and he is SOOOO straight laced)

Dp then pointed out that our dog would dig it up and eat it, not sure thats an image i could live with!!!!

apprantly it tastes like liver?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By NCRedBreastedBirdy on Sun 07-Dec-08 23:48:57
This came up here a few years ago, pretty much all the same comments then but we did mamage to find Lotus bags which are designed to carry the placenta securly whilst also looking attractive. Perhaps it will come up in a search, I will go look!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By laumiere on Mon 08-Dec-08 18:54:58
I know the woman in the article, I remember when she had her daughter and said at hour 23 of labour she was really enjoying herself and actually meant it.

The thought of carrying a hunk of decomposing meat around with my baby personally revolts me, but then I also would not support the whole 'babymoon' thing as it's REALLY important for me for DH to bond with the baby as soon as possible too.


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