MolotovCocktail
Sun 03-Feb-13 19:04:59
... came across this name in a children's magazine. It is an actual child's name.
Whilst I would prefer to remain objective, open-minded and, well, cool with what others choose for their kids' names, I was left thinking 'WTF?!?!' with this one.
Ocean could be a name that works well on a child, be it a boy or girl; Melody would work on a girl, too. But as a combination? Hmmm ...
DeDevilTail
Tue 05-Feb-13 16:59:01
Sounds like a crossword clue. The answer to which might be 'whale song' or some such bollocks.
SingingSands
Tue 05-Feb-13 16:58:27
It's a bit "Vegas stripper showgirl"
Weissdorn
Tue 05-Feb-13 16:54:42
shoo Bear and Tiger are also silly names though...
atthewelles
Tue 05-Feb-13 16:45:43
It's an absolutely daft name.
meditrina
Tue 05-Feb-13 15:28:36
I thought it was a Doctor Who inspired name (another version of River Song an Melody Pond, but just a bit wetter).
And over on the right hand side of this page I see in 'Mumsnet latest'... "Opal Moonbaby is our children's chapter book of the month."
Opal-moonbaby. It's on my list, it surely doodley is!
ErikNorseman
Tue 05-Feb-13 11:15:48
Ridiculous. I totally judge people who hyphenate names, even more so when they aren't even proper names.
shoobidoo
Tue 05-Feb-13 11:14:08
Depending what else was on her CV!
LifeIsBetterInFlipFlops
Tue 05-Feb-13 04:42:08
Would not look good on a CV.
Leorapoy
Tue 05-Feb-13 04:38:21
I once knew of a family that called all 5 of their daughters Ocean-related names.
Ocean (of course)
Coral
Pearl
Marina
(and finally) Sandy.
I think they were starting to scrape the barrel with the last one.
I will never understand silly things like this!
shoobidoo
Mon 04-Feb-13 11:14:20
'Ocean - that's not a proper name is it? It's just the sea.'
But lots of names are also nouns (e.g. Miles, Mark, Willow, Rose, Lily, Bear, Tiger etc) and kids are pretty accepting of most names.
I don't mind Ocean but personally wouldn't hyphenate it with Melody. But I certainly wouldn't think 'WTF?!!'. It's just a name.
The trouble is it only sounds pretty and cute on a small pretty and cute girl.
But a grown woman? No chance of gravitas with hypens! Please.
Actually it reminds me of a poncey paint name, maybe a soft blue with hints of aqua.
My 5 year old daughter has a boy called Ocean in her class at school. She came home one day and said 'Ocean - that's not a proper name is it? It's just the sea.'
Combined with Melody, it's leaving the poor child open to all kinds of stick later on.
12ylnon
Mon 04-Feb-13 10:04:25
Agree with coffee i'm afraid.
I'm sorry, it just reminds me of that woman on real housewives of NYC that called her girls Sea and Teddy (Thaddeus). It also sounds an awful like 'river song' (Melody Pond) from dr who. Not a fan i'm afraid.
Melody on it's own is lovely though.
ThePoorMansBeckySharp
Mon 04-Feb-13 07:37:14
It's not to my taste, put it that way.
coppertop
Sun 03-Feb-13 20:32:06
It sounds like the parents were Dr Who fans and looking for a variation of "River Song".
MolotovCocktail
Sun 03-Feb-13 20:30:23
I feel a bit guilty because this is a real little girl's name, after all. I can see the sweet intentions that may have driven the name choice: Ocean and Melody and good enough as first names on their own.
But I'm really
how Ocean-Melody would work in reality.
It's too wordy and a bit silly when said aloud together, IMHO.
OneHundredSecondsofSolitude
Sun 03-Feb-13 20:28:49
It's what pammie and the hoff would call their love child
MidnightMasquerader
Sun 03-Feb-13 20:23:49
Oh thank goodness - I thought you were coming on to get our opinions on it, and I was worrying how the thread would go, and what some of the more vociferous posters might have to say...! 
Cakethrow
Sun 03-Feb-13 20:17:39
Sounds like a fisher price cot mobile.