Which silly arse decided.....

[pedrothellama]

That Nachos were the perfect cinema snack? Have you ever tried to sit through a film with someone crunching beside you?

This guy knew he was hacking me off because he tried to start eating them 'quietly' the cinema was full so I couldn't even move seats.

Why can't they have a non-eating section?

Like mobile-free train carriages?

ooh i love those nachos at the cinema with that hot salty cheese sauce .... mmmmmmmmm

had someone with a bag of celery behind me the other night !

Those nachos are the work of the devil, with that plastic melted cheese. I hate crunchers!

Hear, hear for a non-eating section.

Celery?

Was it a low-carb film?

I know - haven't people heard of lunch?

I feel a bit more tolerant of it if it's children having sweets or popcorn as part of the treat - but fgs can't a grown up last two hours without chowing down?

"Why can't they have a non-eating section?"

I guess it would be like the no-smoking secion - the noise would travel

I didn't know people actually bought those nachos to eat, they don't really look like food.

Don't you have to have a six figure income to be able to afford cinema food anyway?

I take my own (non-noisy) snacks in. No way am I paying a fortune to eat whatever crap the cinema feel is adequate to throw mindlessly down my throat.

Let's have some suggestions for non-noisy snacks.

oh I'd love to go to the cinema and eat nachos....

Non-noisy snacks?

Bag o' mash (TM).

A nice tub of mashed potato in various flavours (butter, sour cream, cheese & chive, cheese & onion, bacon bits etc)

meltedmars...it was date night...she hadn't got one....

Lump o' cheese. You can have nacho flavour if you like...

a tub with an unwrapped, broken up bar of cadburys from home in it

lolol at bag o' mash.

What a cracking idea.

A bowl of peas.

Or bowl o' peas.

Custard. With rhubarb, p'raps. Or would that lead to slurping?

Mmmmmm, I want some custard now.

cinemas sell nachos so that pregnant ladies dp's know where to find them some at ridiculous o'clock...

marshmallows? or is that too obvious

But marshmallows will come in a bag so will not be noise-free. Unless we can get...

tub o' marshmallows!

Yeah but masrhmallows come in rustly bastard bags, so they're out.

Suppose you could have a tub o'flumps

spooky twilight zone x-post there cupcakes

I could take a baseball bat to 'encourage' any other offenders to sit elsewhere

ROFL at 'tub o'flumps'!

Oooh, I love the mash idea. I would totally buy that.