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...what would it be? Was thinking about how other topics here have been warm and comforting to me in the past, (bit like a womb), whereas others are just informative and unemotional, a bit like a library...

MN Towers has referred to AIBU as a "Viper's Nest" before

As it's not for the faint-hearted I'm toying with a "dark alley", full of hidden dangers and attackers, and a "ladies pub toilet" after everyone's and a bit too much and are feeling over-brave and a bit 'fighty'..

Whaddya reckon?

ladies toilet in sticky carpet pub deffo

boxing ring in a back alley illegal fight club.

The House of Commons.

Two sides, each equally convinced they're right.

And a little enclave acting as Speaker trying to be fair.

toddler group in an affluent area. I'd much rather be in the dark alley.....

asda

Sometimes the sixth form common room.

Hah hah, all briliant.

Two rules of AIBU.
One, you do not talk about AIBU.
Two, you do not talk about AIBU!!

Yeah, I agree with the Fight Club comparison, but sadly, I have yet to see a topless Brad Pitt sauntering around.

A communal changing room.

With floor to ceiling mirrors and fluorescent strip lights.

School 6th form playground

<stand in corner pulling chewy from gob and wrapping finger round it>

It reminds me of a girls' school sometimes - You have the bullies throwing their weight around, the nice popular pupils, the earnest swotty types, the messers who don't take it that seriously and the prefects telling people off.

<licks Brad Pitt's chest> He's here, my darlings.

You mean this place ain't real and you guys are not my friends?

Of course it's real. <squeezes Brad Pitt's bottom>

move up then, Buzz..

I'm not here anymore. I have taken Brad Pitt into the bedroom, poor bloke.

<sidles up to brad and trys to remove him from buzzing's vice like grip>

<fails>

Just take out her dentures, Susie.

My dentures are already out. I always remove them before...you know what

Poor Bloke Pitt

He's loving it. They are screams of pleasure.

Thought it was your hearing aid gone wrong.

<struggles back into thread dragging gently coaxing johnny depp>

<pokes tongue at buzzing>