to think that Dr Ranj is obsessed with shit?

(72 Posts)

He's always talking about shit or bums or gastric systems! I know he's a doctor, but seriously, the dude is obsessed. He needs therapy or something.

He talks about it on cbeebies all the time and he's on this 50 shocking health things program on channel 5 now and surprise surprise he's talking about shit again!

he's even got a poo song!

Pobblewhohasnotoes Thu 31-Jul-14 10:09:58

does it really matter, its quite sad that your on here obsessing over him hah move on

It's sadder that you dragged up a year old thread to say that.

shotyourfox Thu 31-Jul-14 09:54:10

Dr Ranj can't be a real Dr! The appointment lasts way longer than 5 minutes wink

chimichangas12 Thu 31-Jul-14 09:50:59

does it really matter, its quite sad that your on here obsessing over him hah move on

bootsycollins Tue 28-May-13 23:35:58

Is it true that on the bum wee episode Dr Ranj described it as like your bottom being sick?. I love kids tv.

IncrediblePhatTheInnkeepersCat Tue 28-May-13 23:22:00

My trainee nurse friend loves watching GWS with me, for the bit every episode where Dr Ranj can't answer the difficult question (why do we need blood?) and has to get the nurse to explain instead. smile

I do remember a MN love-fest about Dr Ranj and Mr Bloom, but that's definitely NM they're quoting!

loofet Tue 28-May-13 22:37:39

Oh Dr Ranj is lovely. He replied to my tweet once and I nearly had a heart attack grin.

MamaBear17 Tue 28-May-13 21:25:23

I love Dr Ranj! Runs and hides.........

Jestrin Tue 28-May-13 21:10:08
ItsTheYoniWay Tue 28-May-13 20:54:43

I swear I saw Dr Ranj on a creme egg ad a few weeks ago.
Or maybe I'm just going mad.

Jestrin Tue 28-May-13 20:40:57

Someone should comment on that swns.com link and say:

1. The mumsnet website does not have that layout!
2. That said, the thread on mumsnet is not discussing how handsome he is but why is he obsessed by shit!

grin

SarahAndFuck Tue 28-May-13 19:46:56

Dr Ranj has to be related to Auntie Mabel, because they both have that poo obsession.

NotYoMomma Tue 28-May-13 19:06:01

I totally would.

can't watch it because DD will think I have a medical problem for excessive sighing and drooling...

mom14 Tue 28-May-13 18:59:55

Get well soon is a very good programme and my daughter absolutely loves the programme and she always tells me that she wants to be a doc like Dr.Ranj.And when I take her to GP she is never scared of anything as she exactly knows who a doctor is...I'm surprised to read all the comments in mumsnet...

Vagaceratops Wed 02-Jan-13 12:45:29

Dr Ranj reminds of Daniel who was on Xfactor a few years ago.

CometAndCupid Wed 02-Jan-13 12:37:55

Oh lordy that website is hilarious grin

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 12:31:03

I also googled him and saw his website too! Very vain. Although some of the young male medics I currently study with are equally so!

Vagaceratops Wed 02-Jan-13 12:29:02

I have to say that as much as I find him irritating, I would take Dr Ranj over the total brain numbing that is Doc McStuffins

SeriousWispaHabit Wed 02-Jan-13 12:22:43

I fecking hate him.

My 2 DDs looove him and ask why their Mummy is not a happy, smiley Dr like Dr Ranj.

(Answer: because Mummy works for the NHS darling in an inner city GP practice and my patients are not all smiling puppets with a bit of poo trouble)

Also, what self respecting Dr has this website??

Operation Ouch had Dr Xand and Dr Chris picking through their own turds. I didn't fancy Dr Xand quite so much after being treated to a close up of his stools, sweet corn and all.

ChristmasIsForPlutocrats Wed 02-Jan-13 12:06:58

Shaking with suppressed laughter (am bfeeding DD) at the epidemic of little hypochondriacs.

DS is a drama queen, so needs little encouragement to make the worst of injuries. He's also terrified of doctors and nurses, so his credulousness vis-a-vis Dr Ranj is great.

By contrast, baby DD is hard as nails, and I think she would benefit from the encouragement to tell someone if she's uncomfortable/ill.

That's two thumbs up from me, then!

SneakyNuts Wed 02-Jan-13 11:33:20

Dr. Ranj was in my dream last night blush

ohchristmastree Wed 02-Jan-13 10:09:50

Dr Christain looks like a ken doll, it's creepy

everlong Wed 02-Jan-13 09:46:16

How is one obsessed by shit shock grin

I am obsessed by a few things but shit ain't one!

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 09:42:56

Everlong, it was an easy mistake. I AM obsessed with shit! grin

TheOriginalLadyFT Wed 02-Jan-13 09:42:25

There's something about dr Christian that is just a bit, well, dodgy somehow. Maybe it's the strange shirts that give an all too obvious hint of the muscle boundness beneath? And that's even before the whole obsession with making people confess to the most hideous conditions on tv

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