to think that Dr Ranj is obsessed with shit?

(72 Posts)

He's always talking about shit or bums or gastric systems! I know he's a doctor, but seriously, the dude is obsessed. He needs therapy or something.

He talks about it on cbeebies all the time and he's on this 50 shocking health things program on channel 5 now and surprise surprise he's talking about shit again!

he's even got a poo song!

SirBoobAlot Wed 02-Jan-13 00:16:12

I have a bit of a soft spot for Dr Ranj. Nurse Morag irritates the shit out of me though. "Ask the nurse!" - Okay, nurse, here's a question for you... Why are you teaching kids to throw food?!

blondietinsellyminx Wed 02-Jan-13 00:34:11

Dr Ranj makes a good job of explaining common health issues to preschoolers in an engaging way - I like him! smile

Yamyoid Wed 02-Jan-13 00:35:46

It's slightly weird that all the illnesses are gross, but suppose it raises awareness. Apart from the hiccups one but then you wouldn't need a doctor confused

cocoachannel Wed 02-Jan-13 00:37:57

Had to google him and found this hmm confusing us with another site?

cocoachannel Wed 02-Jan-13 00:39:21

Also 'bored housewife'? Who would have children young enough to have cBeebies on. Now I work full time but know for sure if I was at home with DD all day I wouldn't have time to be bored and sat lusting after Dr Ranj!!?

ohchristmastree Wed 02-Jan-13 00:40:04

I've not got to the talking stage with ds yet. From what's been said I will be switching off the love doctor Dr Ranj when that starts. Singing the song with jazz hands is hilarious though!

My apologies to DrRanj the MNer! Nothing to do with you at all, unless you're the real Dr Ranj or you are obsessed with poo...

everlong my dear! I've been around, but in a cunning crimbo disguise wink

Nice to be missed though! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Or that might just be a stuck poo...

FunnyLittleFrog Wed 02-Jan-13 08:11:08

According to that website (which is def NOT about MN) 'others hail him “the best reason for mums to watch kids’ telly since Andy Crane”'. ARF.

Ahhhhhhhh be happy, be heathly and get well soon

I suspect he spends a long time going his well gelled hair in the morning. I can't fancy a man who had the hair of a ken doll

Doing not going....

That reminds me of the insult "hung like a ken doll" grin

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 08:37:55

I can't work out if I find him incredibly cute or incredibly annoying!

That big white smoke, the eyebrows, the squeaky voice. Nurse Morag is definitely annoying though!

And I do tend to talk shit! grin

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 08:38:18

I meant to say big white smile!

Vagaceratops Wed 02-Jan-13 08:43:12

Us the tax payer funded him through medical school and this is how we repays us!

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 09:12:48

I'd still rather him over dr Christian though. He is obsessed with vd! grin

Vagaceratops Wed 02-Jan-13 09:16:40

Dr Christian is very weird.

FunnyLittleFrog Wed 02-Jan-13 09:18:56

The puppet things freak me out. DD quite rightly asked where their parents are. How many kids go to the doctor on their own?

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 09:19:30

A friend of mine goes to med school in London and has lectures from dr Christian. Apparently he is a bit ofa knobber in real life - hardly a surprise! grin

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 09:20:38

I agree funny frog! Where are the parents? Those puppets' beady little eyes freak me out.

trikken Wed 02-Jan-13 09:34:55

love dr ranj. I find him refreshing compared to the other cbeebie presenters.

everlong Wed 02-Jan-13 09:41:53

Ok I'm sober now wink
Having a giggle to myself thinking it was our Dr Ranj grin

TheOriginalLadyFT Wed 02-Jan-13 09:42:25

There's something about dr Christian that is just a bit, well, dodgy somehow. Maybe it's the strange shirts that give an all too obvious hint of the muscle boundness beneath? And that's even before the whole obsession with making people confess to the most hideous conditions on tv

DrRanj Wed 02-Jan-13 09:42:56

Everlong, it was an easy mistake. I AM obsessed with shit! grin

everlong Wed 02-Jan-13 09:46:16

How is one obsessed by shit shock grin

I am obsessed by a few things but shit ain't one!

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