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I haven't see my FWB for quite a couple of weeks due to his job and now his DS visiting him for the holidays.

So right now, if I could, I'd be getting extremely hot and heavy with FWB.

What about you?

I'd be sleeping, the deep slumber of someone who wouldn't have screaming, fighting little bastards children to see to in the morning.

I'd be looking forward to not going to work tomorrow due to a lottery win!

What's a FWB?

I would be on a plane, en route to somewhere warm and sunny.

FuckWitBastard?

I'd be on that plane with Snookie I'd love to be going away to somewhere warm and sunny too.

I'd go skating.

Usual - friend with benefits

FWB - Friend with benefits

FWB friend with benefits

Same here. On a plane. To Thailand or Malaysia or Indonesia. Hot and totally different.

I'd be ramming stilton and Sparkenhoe and Black Bomber and Sharphams in my mouth with gay abandon. Sadly I am on a cheese embargo till May

yy - WTF is a FWB?

oh sorry posted late

friends with benefits, oh I remember those days!

however right now I would book a holidayfor next Christmas and then sleep for a week!

I'd be checking my winning Euromillions ticket.

Sat on a beach and/or diving in the Maldives.

Friend With Benefits. Oh how I miss having one of those. Many a good time has been had

Friends With Benefits - i.e. a Fuck Friend.

in other words: someone you know who you have occasional sex with and both of you pretend it's not a relationship cos you want to stay casual i.e. see what better comes along on the horizon

Doesn't work. Always someone who gets emotionally involved.

But they can be great!

Find an attractive woman with a similar moral code to mine and drink bourbon from each other's naked body in a hotel room.

Um, stupid autocorrect... I meant have a nice early night. Obviously.

Sleeping

I'd be preparing for a big party tomorrow night, for all my friends, in my nice 3 bed house, rather than the reality - knowing i'll be stuck in my damp two bed flat as babysitter has blown out.

go shopping in sales but shops are closed

I would go back in time and lock the chickens up before we went out, thus saving them from being wiped out by a bastard fox

Either I would be in the Gardens Hotel in Key West, drinking champagne and swimming outdoors, or I would be in my DSis's house, just being there with her and her children.