to wonder what you would do right now if you could?

(70 Posts)
mumof4sons Sun 30-Dec-12 20:24:05

I haven't see my FWB for quite a couple of weeks due to his job and now his DS visiting him for the holidays.

So right now, if I could, I'd be getting extremely hot and heavy with FWB.

What about you?

kinkyfuckery Sun 30-Dec-12 20:25:38

I'd be sleeping, the deep slumber of someone who wouldn't have screaming, fighting little bastards children to see to in the morning.

SantasHoHoHo Sun 30-Dec-12 20:26:55

I'd be looking forward to not going to work tomorrow due to a lottery win!

usualsuspect3 Sun 30-Dec-12 20:26:55

What's a FWB?

SnookieSnickers Sun 30-Dec-12 20:27:07

I would be on a plane, en route to somewhere warm and sunny.

gordyslovesheep Sun 30-Dec-12 20:28:18

FuckWitBastard?

Chottie Sun 30-Dec-12 20:28:39

I'd be on that plane with Snookie I'd love to be going away to somewhere warm and sunny too.

MrsMaryCooper Sun 30-Dec-12 20:29:57

I'd go skating.

polkadotsrock Sun 30-Dec-12 20:29:57

Usual - friend with benefits

mumof4sons Sun 30-Dec-12 20:30:16

FWB - Friend with benefits

FWB friend with benefits

ifancyashandy Sun 30-Dec-12 20:30:21

Same here. On a plane. To Thailand or Malaysia or Indonesia. Hot and totally different.

ViviPru Sun 30-Dec-12 20:30:29

I'd be ramming stilton and Sparkenhoe and Black Bomber and Sharphams in my mouth with gay abandon. Sadly I am on a cheese embargo till May sad

yy - WTF is a FWB?

ViviPru Sun 30-Dec-12 20:30:43

oh sorry posted late

friends with benefits, oh I remember those days!

however right now I would book a holidayfor next Christmas and then sleep for a week!

CanonFodder Sun 30-Dec-12 20:31:51

I'd be checking my winning Euromillions ticket.

BarredfromhavingStella Sun 30-Dec-12 20:32:26

Sat on a beach and/or diving in the Maldives.

SantasHoHoHo Sun 30-Dec-12 20:32:37

Friend With Benefits. Oh how I miss having one of those. Many a good time has been had grin

suburbophobe Sun 30-Dec-12 20:33:03

Friends With Benefits - i.e. a Fuck Friend. grin

in other words: someone you know who you have occasional sex with and both of you pretend it's not a relationship cos you want to stay casual i.e. see what better comes along on the horizon

Doesn't work. Always someone who gets emotionally involved.

But they can be great! grin

SantasNaughtySack Sun 30-Dec-12 20:33:04

Find an attractive woman with a similar moral code to mine and drink bourbon from each other's naked body in a hotel room.

Um, stupid autocorrect... I meant have a nice early night. Obviously.
grin

SarahWarahWoo Sun 30-Dec-12 20:33:27

Sleeping

vintagewarrior Sun 30-Dec-12 20:33:28

I'd be preparing for a big party tomorrow night, for all my friends, in my nice 3 bed house, rather than the reality - knowing i'll be stuck in my damp two bed flat as babysitter has blown out.

uptheamp Sun 30-Dec-12 20:33:42

go shopping in sales but shops are closed grin

HumphreyCobbler Sun 30-Dec-12 20:33:52

I would go back in time and lock the chickens up before we went out, thus saving them from being wiped out by a bastard fox sad

TWinklyLittleStar Sun 30-Dec-12 20:34:19

Either I would be in the Gardens Hotel in Key West, drinking champagne and swimming outdoors, or I would be in my DSis's house, just being there with her and her children.

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