TO wish LEG BREAKAGE upon the ARSEHOLE who SPAT on my windshield.

(46 Posts)
Fakebook Wed 28-Nov-12 12:09:55

YES.

There were two empty spaces right outside Tesco. I was driving behind a car and turned right to get to the empty spaces quicker as I was in a rush. The car went the long way and was coming the opposite way from me on the left when I got to the junction, so I drove straight ahead into the space that was closest to me right opposite to me. The car came and parked into the space closest to him. The man began giving me dirty looks from his car, but I couldn't understand why...I wasn't speeding or cut him off. I just took initiative and took a short cut to the space.

Anyway, he got out of his car and was still giving me dirty looks. Then off he went inside the shop.

I spent about 15 mins in there, and came out to find a MASSIVE GLOBULE OF SPIT running down my windshield. No one else would have reason to do this. It was HIM.

The parking was right next to the ATM machines, so I'm thinking it was all caught on CCTV, but is it worth chasing this up? It's just spit and he didn't vandalise the car in any other way, but I'm fucking angry someone would be so fucking childish as to do this. Then I wished his legs would break.

AIBU?

shriekingnora Wed 28-Nov-12 12:11:47

Did you go against the arrows?

ThatDudeSanta Wed 28-Nov-12 12:12:19

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KenLeeeeeee Wed 28-Nov-12 12:12:22

Count to 10, and say with me goosfraba...

Yadda yadda, violence is never the answer, blah blah grand scheme of things, yadda yadda let it go. Or something like that.

Fakebook Wed 28-Nov-12 12:13:07

No I didn't. There are two way roads in the car park as it's so big.

Fakebook Wed 28-Nov-12 12:14:22

But the thing is, he went the long way round. Tough tits to him. I took the short cut. There were two spaces. We both got a space in the same place.

shriekingnora Wed 28-Nov-12 12:16:12

Not that going against the arrows would excuse him from behaving so disgustingly.

Spitting is inexcusable. Horrid. A cyclist once spat on me at the traffic lights (I was behind on my bike and she spat without looking and it hit my foot).

Fakebook Wed 28-Nov-12 12:19:09

Yes shriekingnora. It was fucking disgusting. I had to use the windscreen washer three times to wipe off the dried spit. What a fucking ARSEHOLE.

tiddleypompom Wed 28-Nov-12 12:19:48

Ah but you 'won' in his eyes, hence his (revolting) act of retribution. Spray your water, wipers on & think no more about it - or you will have 'lost'. Angry man is not a happy individual. Rise about it smile

tiddleypompom Wed 28-Nov-12 12:20:23

*above

ClippedPhoenix Wed 28-Nov-12 12:22:36

Vile arsehole.

BlissfullyIgnorant Wed 28-Nov-12 12:23:40

In direct response to your original question OP, YANBU. He's a dirty filthy pig and he is also the reason why nasty diseases like TB are on the rise. Mucky bastard.
Drive to the car wash immediately and get the car scrubbed off.
Bleugh!

Just got a little bit of sick in my mouth

RandallPinkFloyd Wed 28-Nov-12 12:30:20

That's vile. Spitters should be shot. I'd rather be punched in the face than spat on.

A pox on the dirty bastard.

DudeIAmSoFuckingRock Wed 28-Nov-12 12:33:29

it's spit. you have wipers. wash it off. drive home. forget about it.

PhilipLarkinwasright Wed 28-Nov-12 12:43:40

Yuk VILE! Forget it now though or it'll ruin your whole day.

Some horrid turd once used chips to write "FUCK OFF" on my windscreen. I washed it off but every time in rained a greasy ghost of FUCK OFF appeared.

Fakebook Wed 28-Nov-12 12:54:37

Yes I will forget about it, once I've wished a bit harder he breaks his legs.

Philiplarkin, that's shit [anger]

Some people are complete and utter dipshits.

SoleSource Wed 28-Nov-12 12:56:46

Pursue it! My DS was spat at whilst he was sitting in the car. Spit was all overthe passenger wi.dow. I only went to pay my petrol. I have never forgotten it. If not pulled up about their behaviour their anger could turn to violence.

shriekingnora Wed 28-Nov-12 13:15:27

A teenager spat in DD's face on the way to school last year (she was 7). We did follow it up but didn't get them.

Alisvolatpropiis Wed 28-Nov-12 13:19:07

That's disgusting! Spit running down my windscreen would make me heave.

cuteboots Wed 28-Nov-12 13:30:32

Omg there are some real nasty pikeys out there. Im sat here eating my lunch and it made me feel sick . Vile !!!

lovelyladuree Wed 28-Nov-12 13:39:08

I think I need to learn how to spit. It seems to have the desired effect.

starlightlover Wed 28-Nov-12 13:44:22

YABU. You can't know for sure that it was him. Especially as he had already gone in the shop and you were only 15 minutes quite isn't exactly a huge amount of time.

Just be thankful he didn't take a shit on your bonnet.

Fakebook Wed 28-Nov-12 13:47:42

I am perplexed as to how someone can muster up that much saliva in their mouth and aim it like a bullet on to something. It would take a lot of practise I imagine. The fucking fucking fucker. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks what a vile pig he was... IS.

complexnumber Wed 28-Nov-12 13:50:36

Was it anything like this?
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsdc7tZ_xc Seinfeld]

Spitting was disgusting.

complexnumber Wed 28-Nov-12 13:51:32

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