to not sit on my DFs' sofa?

(73 Posts)

Now I have the never erasable knowledge that they frequenty have c-e-x on it.

Bleurgh.

It's not wipeable pleather either.

DFriends not DFathers.

Just to pre-empt any speculation.

thebody Wed 11-Jul-12 23:48:58

Did u catch them at it???

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Wed 11-Jul-12 23:49:31

Do you never have C-E-X?? On your own sofa then?? hmm

Chaos dya mean sex? Because I don't know what cex is.

If the former yanbu.

C-e-x is for beds, Saggs.

Obvis.

And, nope, I was told.

Ugh.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Wed 11-Jul-12 23:57:18

C-e-x is for beds, sofas, rugs, countertops, cars, hay barns, woods, showers, trampolines..... There are people and animals having c-e-x everywhere! In fact, there are probably microscopic animals having c-e-x on your person, right now!

Hmm.

How old are you Saggs?

I read the thread title as DFS sofa. grin

And yet still clicked on it...

<goes to bed>

cocolepew Thu 12-Jul-12 00:07:34

In bed with the lights off and your nightie pushed up a little bit. Thats c-e-x. You can take your socks off if you dont want to use protection.

CadleCrap Thu 12-Jul-12 00:08:27

Could you just perch on the arm?

But there again, she might have been bending over that grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Thu 12-Jul-12 00:08:39

37! <<smug>>

CouthyMow Thu 12-Jul-12 00:10:28

ARF at Chaos asking your age, Saggy. Chaos, erm, she's old enough to sell bloody yummy pies that I could be persuaded to sell my firstborn for.

<<Send me a duck pie, saggy!>>

thebody Thu 12-Jul-12 00:10:45

How old r u chaos??

We have had sex everywhere in our house ( except kids rooms) but in every house we have rented and owned, also caravans, holiday lets, hotels, and once in a tent ( as camping shite so only done it once).

Married 25 years next year.

Advice is get a grip.

puffyankles Thu 12-Jul-12 00:10:46

Any c-e-x fluids will have seeped into the pleather by now so it should be safe.

CouthyMow Thu 12-Jul-12 00:11:38

My C-E-X life is drier than the Sahara, and I am 6 years younger than you, Saggy. envy

cormsilkye Thu 12-Jul-12 00:11:58

you could buy them a throw or wear a chemical suit when you visit?

Not pleather.

Fucking fabric.

[porous]

thebody Thu 12-Jul-12 00:12:40

Hi Cocolepew matey, good to chat on less anxious threads x

puffyankles Thu 12-Jul-12 00:14:38

yes, cormsilke, or this.

Gosh, thebody, aren't you a c-e-x radical? C-e-x in every room? In every house? On every holiday? Gosh.

Maybe I've just done it considerably more than everyone else and am beyond bonking in uncomfy places?

<<grip not got>>

cocolepew Thu 12-Jul-12 00:16:24

Hello to you too smile

cormsilkye Thu 12-Jul-12 00:16:38

I don't have sex in any room without a telly <turns up Jeremy Kyle>

ZacharyQuack Thu 12-Jul-12 00:16:52

Could you discretely take a tarpaulin with you when you visit?

Nagoo Thu 12-Jul-12 00:20:39

That's why my Nan made us sit on folded up newspapers! shock

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