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i think i'm actually going to kill him, bloody idiot

1100?

groats?
rupees?
hours?

Course not.

Have you got a link to the hideous item?

Don't get blood on the satchel and you might be able to return it once you've done the deed. An exchange at least, if not a refund.

here is the hideous item.

oh dh has just said ot's not a satchal it's a document bag, wtf.

Buy a similar looking cheapo one and have your children trash it/ dog rip it to pieces/ cut it up throw it in the bin and all over the kitchen table. Then wait for him to enter the house and just look at him silently.

Please?

it is a bit gay...

Also that is HIDEOUS. My daughter wouldn't even have one of those, and she loves jewels and glitter and tacky stuff.

Any bloke I worked with would have the piss taken out of him for weeks if he turned up with that.

YADNBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is your dh a secret female?

I'd say you are owed a new handbag.

Oh my word, hideous beyond hideous!

That is truely hideous. I wouldn't give them a fiver for it.

don't be ridiculous, a man could NOT have bought that for himself.. it's got rhinesotones on!

Thats bloody ridiculous.YANBU.

Are you married to john barrowman?

Bloody hell, that's not a good look.

Have you had your eye on anything you thought was out of your price range OP?

Tis a ladies bag, no?

It's horrible. What a waste of lots of money.

I would like to visit this planet where that is considered a briefcase. And worth £1100.

Sorry....

That's his work bag?

Not sure whether the link is working - the monstrosity linked to is covered in crystals/shit. Are you seriously saying that that is the satchel he chose for himself as a work bag?

On I loaths Prada and that's a particularly awful example.

Prada is nylon crap carried by gullible Japanese tourists.

Expect someone to come along and accuse you of stealth boasting in a minute though.

PMSL @ John Barrowman!

it is honestly the most hideous thing i have ever seen.

squeaky not one of my self respecting gay friends would be seen dead carrying that!

I think my 3yo might use it for her crayons though.