to wonder what on earth they're doing at MNHQ for 30 seconds while they're unavailable?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's just not long enough to pop to the shops, make a cuppa, lose some keys , nip to the loo.

So WTF are they doing when they're "offline for just a moment"?

Answers on a post-card please.

I would say it is server updates. Very big site with a lot of busy traffic.

Ha ha, I was just wondering about this!

Star Jumps

I imagine that Justine is taking a call from Dave Cameron. She just says 'No'.

When it last went off, I received the round-up.

Where do you find the round-up?

Here

Under 'News' in the top blue bar. You have to subscribe. Took me a while to find, just now.

Getting the newest batch of cookies out of the oven.

Doh!

It's happening more and more often lately.

Maybe they need to replace the flux capacitor or summat?

Chickens - I imagine DC is phoning to see if he can come round for some more biscuits.

And Justine just heaves a massive sigh.

Nah, we're usually just looking for Carrie's keys

Scratching round for 50p to put in the meter I reckon

All of the above (or summat?)

Will chase tech with regards to the flux capacitor and I am sure they can give you a much better response than I can ?

I was feeding my LO at maybe 3.30am this morning and it went down! They really put in the hours, eh?

But I think the starjumps theory is the best.

Thankyou . New Years Resolutions and all that

maybe they bounce the servers at 3.30, was down for me too!

i reckon its star jumps too though

I think they're creosoting tech's shed. Or hemming some curtains for him.

I know when they're changing things as the site loses some of its functionality. It's doing it atm so I expect some dramatic change later. Tickers maybe.

Nooooo!

lol at hemming Tech's curtains

Hele - bunnyhops next Lady

I think they are sacrificing <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=farm2.static.flickr.com/1251/1478571660_b4cdd58417.jpg&imgrefurl=www.flickr.com/photos/petezab/1478571660/&h=375&w=500&sz=89&tbnid=Ju9ZG08cRCV1zM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dimage%2Btoy%2Btroll&zoom=1&q=image+toy+troll&usg=__Y89qBqk7TSNZeStlttMxBR0ccCE=&sa=X&ei=BhYnTcG1HMyFhQeot8WSAg&ved=0CC8Q9QEwAg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these.

Bobsleighing - two teams if there's 8 of them about - if not the odd one goes on a tea tray.