Alternative OFSTED gradings

(9 Posts)
LadyMountbatten Sun 14-Apr-13 08:38:22

Discussing with a colleague how bored we are of hearing the word outstanding used.
Were suggesting the following as new descriptors:
1 - "fuckin' awesome
2 - .. Meh
3 - I wouldn't send my kids there
4 - one step away from NEET

You ?
Would love to read in a paper
"Toytown primary was rated "fuckin' awesome" by OFSTED

CharlotteBronteSaurus Sun 14-Apr-13 08:50:24

1) so good you'll rent in catchment
2) normal
3) <sound of teeth being sucked>
4) Body Armour required.

LadyMountbatten Sun 14-Apr-13 08:51:38

The school was graded "INCREASED HOUSE PRICES". By OFSTED

CouthySaysEatChoccyEggs Sun 14-Apr-13 09:02:58

1) Jumps through every hoop we set, but is shite with DC's with SN's.
2) Jumps through most hoops we set but has a half-hearted response to DC's with SN's.
3) Doesn't jump through the hoops we set, but is great for DC's with SN's.
4) SIOB. Soon to become an Academy.

CouthySaysEatChoccyEggs Sun 14-Apr-13 09:05:25

1) Take Naice Ham for your lunch.
2) Take new books in.
3) Take Valium.
4) Take a stab vest.

donnasummer Sun 14-Apr-13 14:52:40

I agree with couthy's first suggestion. In fact leave out 'with SNs' and I'd still agree with it

donnasummer Sun 14-Apr-13 14:54:49

1 - aspirationally tense
2 - relaxed, but worried
3 - chill
4 - cattle prods

MissAnnersley Sun 14-Apr-13 15:02:46

Love these.

Am in Scotland so avoid the 'joys' of ofsted.

Inclusionist Sun 14-Apr-13 15:33:30

1. SLT are broken from anxiety fuelled exhaustion.
2. SLT are broken from pressure to achieve a 1.
3. SLT are broken from pressure to achieve a 2.
4. SLT are sacked.

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