What's your wittiest retort to "Pippa Miidleton: I would!!!"?

(15 Posts)
franch Sat 30-Apr-11 20:20:45

Apart from "Urgh" and a violent heaving motion (given the ugly saddos I've heard it from)?

"Yes but she wouldn't"

Used several times yesterday... hmm

franch Sat 30-Apr-11 20:51:36

Where did this "I so would" phrase come from anyway? I guess "I really want to but I never will" just sounds too, well, sad?

BelleDameSansMerci Sat 30-Apr-11 21:00:23

I was going to say "She wouldn't..." but Gwendoline beat me to it.

Onefunmum Sat 30-Apr-11 21:07:57

Another one about to say 'she wouldn't' . . . And you're right - the people who say this are generally a bit, well, sad. and unlikely to get near any woman, never mind the sister of a princess

franch Sun 01-May-11 00:29:28

Exactly, Onefunmum .....

LaDolceRyvita Fri 06-May-11 15:35:54

"You might....but she wouldn't"

franch Wed 11-May-11 11:43:20

smile

SpringHeeledJack Wed 11-May-11 11:48:16

"I have"

SpeedyGonzalez Wed 11-May-11 11:54:42

Oh, that poor girl. sad She must be mortified and sickened by all the lascivious comments. How horrible.

TechLovingDad Wed 11-May-11 11:55:37

I know, she's not lapping up the attention at all, is she?

dinkystinky Wed 11-May-11 11:57:49

Doubt she would.

Or

(said in incredulous voice) You would? You would crash and burn more like it!

Oh no! If only she'd known that L^before^ she got married

<withering look with a hint of deluded>

LynetteScavo72 Wed 11-May-11 12:00:04

Yeah - her head will look great on the guillotine come the revolutionsmile

(btw, "I have" - tee hee!)

franch Thu 12-May-11 21:18:18

I LOVE "I have" !!!!

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