What's your wittiest retort to "Pippa Miidleton: I would!!!"?

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Apart from "Urgh" and a violent heaving motion (given the ugly saddos I've heard it from)?

"Yes but she wouldn't"

Used several times yesterday...

Where did this "I so would" phrase come from anyway? I guess "I really want to but I never will" just sounds too, well, sad?

I was going to say "She wouldn't..." but Gwendoline beat me to it.

Another one about to say 'she wouldn't' . . . And you're right - the people who say this are generally a bit, well, sad. and unlikely to get near any woman, never mind the sister of a princess

Exactly, Onefunmum .....

"You might....but she wouldn't"

:)

"I have"

Oh, that poor girl. She must be mortified and sickened by all the lascivious comments. How horrible.

I know, she's not lapping up the attention at all, is she?

Doubt she would.

Or

(said in incredulous voice) You would? You would crash and burn more like it!

Oh no! If only she'd known that Lbefore she got married

Yeah - her head will look great on the guillotine come the revolution:)

(btw, "I have" - tee hee!)

I LOVE "I have" !!!!