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What's your wittiest retort to "Pippa Miidleton: I would!!!"?

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franch · 30/04/2011 20:20

Apart from "Urgh" and a violent heaving motion (given the ugly saddos I've heard it from)?

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GwendolineMaryLacey · 30/04/2011 20:22

"Yes but she wouldn't"

Used several times yesterday... Hmm

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franch · 30/04/2011 20:51

Where did this "I so would" phrase come from anyway? I guess "I really want to but I never will" just sounds too, well, sad?

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BelleDameSansMerci · 30/04/2011 21:00

I was going to say "She wouldn't..." but Gwendoline beat me to it.

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Onefunmum · 30/04/2011 21:07

Another one about to say 'she wouldn't' . . . And you're right - the people who say this are generally a bit, well, sad. and unlikely to get near any woman, never mind the sister of a princess

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franch · 01/05/2011 00:29

Exactly, Onefunmum .....

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LaDolceRyvita · 06/05/2011 15:35

"You might....but she wouldn't"

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franch · 11/05/2011 11:43

:)

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SpringHeeledJack · 11/05/2011 11:48

"I have"

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SpeedyGonzalez · 11/05/2011 11:54

Oh, that poor girl. Sad She must be mortified and sickened by all the lascivious comments. How horrible.

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TechLovingDad · 11/05/2011 11:55

I know, she's not lapping up the attention at all, is she?

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dinkystinky · 11/05/2011 11:57

Doubt she would.

Or

(said in incredulous voice) You would? You would crash and burn more like it!

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SpangledPandemonium · 11/05/2011 11:58

Oh no! If only she'd known that Lbefore she got married

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LynetteScavo72 · 11/05/2011 12:00

Yeah - her head will look great on the guillotine come the revolution:)

(btw, "I have" - tee hee!)

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franch · 12/05/2011 21:18

I LOVE "I have" !!!!

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