Does anyone else think the royals are a bunch of freeloading horsefaced inbreds?

(54 Posts)
strangetowngirl Thu 28-Apr-11 19:01:08

If you do, here's my problem. I've just moved into a terrace of 5 houses in a small close community. There will be an RW street party and ive been drafted into to blow balloons and organise some games. I didn't say no at the time, for fear of becoming a social pariah, and it's only now dawning on me how much i hate, I mean, really hate the royals? How do I stick to my promise to help without becoming really grumpy and suicidal. Way i feel now, every single balloon i have to blow will KILL me!!

adamschic Fri 29-Apr-11 14:27:41

Tethers ROFL!!!!

LaDolceRyvita Fri 06-May-11 15:45:31

I'm with you on this. They ARE inbred, horsefaced and to add insult to injury, they're German.

They ditched their Germanic name in favour of the "Windsor" monika which was a good move at the time. Prince Phillip, perhaps one of the worst of the free loaders, is bloody Greek. And he has far too much to say about foreigners and immigrants and "darkies".

They're bone idle, adulterous, cost a fortune and look down on us, the "po" - the "commoners". I wouldn't mind looking up to them if they were a good example but frankly? They're a disgrace.

And, WHY to they live for ever? Because they don't eat the crap we eat, don't drink the water we get, don't work and generally get carried about. We'd all live to 100 if we lived that way.

Get rid of 'em!

Sonotkylie Mon 28-May-12 13:55:13

Gosh! I am so pleased to find this thread - thought it was just me who hates them, theirs and all royal stuff. Having a crown just perpetuates the idea that there is a 'natural order' which has to be maintained at all costs.
I have 'celebrated' by buying some retro Fairy Liquid. Otherwise I am going to keep my mouth shut as mush as possible but not join in the God bless 'er's. DS so excited by it. He's 5. How to tell him its rubbish? Or do I leave it and let him realise?

Appaloosa Mon 04-Jun-12 12:53:44

ha ha SybilBeddows-you made me laugh!!!! xxxxx smile))))

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