I think I saw the ultimate in lazy dog walking today. A car pulled up at the park gates. The driver got the dog out and ushered it into the park. He then got back into the car and proceeded to drive v e r y slowly along the perimeter of the park with two wheels on the pavement. When I passed him he was eating his breakfast while driving. Needless to say he didn't get out of the car to pick up his dog's poo and the dog was obviously used to the procedure as it stayed walking near the railings.
I'm very excited by this idea. I wear two pairs of gloves but my hands are still painfully cold, so maybe I shall put poo bags on over my two pairs of gloves and all will be well. I'm sure the look will take off