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in billowy shirts have been bumped for 30 bearded beasts with cauliflower ears (plus substitutes). Wenches on the war path <makes rude gesture at BBC>

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BloodyElkFire · 04/02/2015 18:08

Does he bloody look happy?

Come on in anyway, the bar's always open. Take a pew and help yourself to a pint of Amorous Aramis. We've been blethering for an entire year about The Musketeers, we ain't going to stop now....

in billowy shirts have been bumped for 30 bearded beasts with cauliflower ears (plus substitutes). Wenches on the war path <makes rude gesture at BBC>
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chaiselounger · 04/02/2015 18:09

Nice one Elky!!

LaComtess · 04/02/2015 19:22

Grrrrr.

The rugby is making life very awkward.

#i am Wales Grin

LaComtess · 04/02/2015 19:51

So.

I had the best yet Tom sex dream.

It was all based at the carolsGrin. I turned up late and just opened the church door to find Tom coming out laden with various present bags given to him by other people. Cue Hollywood style bump and drop of the bags. And then as he's trying to pick up the bags he mistakenly touches my knee. In a very hot way.

Then swirly swirly dream link and we are chatting over large glasses of wine in what looked like Claridges. I knock over the wine onto his trousers. He said he didn't give a fuck. I said 'what a shame' and then swirly whirly it merged into pretty much a repeat performance of 37000 but with some memorably good hard wall fucking at the end. He bit my neck. I bit his lip. I also scratched his face with my engagement ring by mistake. Oops. Hussy Comtess. I'm sure mr C wouldn't mind. HmmShock.

It was VERY lifelike.

I have been thinking about it most of the day and conclude that next Christmas I really WILL have to go carolling. Come. What. May.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 04/02/2015 20:06

Is it a game to insert our own first word into the title?

Soz Grin

Travelledtheworld · 04/02/2015 20:09

I misread the thread title as " Bearded Breasts" and couldn't figure it out at all.....

LaComtess · 04/02/2015 20:23

Bearded breasts? Not sure even Rochefort would go with that Travelled Grin.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 04/02/2015 21:47
Wine
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BloodyElkFire · 04/02/2015 22:25

Oh bollocks....

I started this from my phone, in M&S cafe, with a dying battery and babyelk pooling through her leggings onto my lap. Then, when posting I got an error message, half the title is missing and when I went back to look for it I couldn't find it...so I assumed it hadn't worked.

I thought I'd sort it out when I'd got home and y'know....cleaned the poo off my trousers. But then I forgot....and then MrE made a lovely risotto.......so.........Hmm

Have I caused loads of confusion.

Soz well, not really Grin

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LaComtess · 04/02/2015 23:28

So what do we dooooo with it Elk?

  1. post lots of pics of Tom.
  2. post lots of sex dream stories about Tom
  3. post lots of TOP (Tom Orientated Porn)
  4. Let it go

The M&S cafe was very vivid btw. I could almost feel the poo leaking into my own lap. Evocative of past times .

Carolina2015 · 05/02/2015 19:06

Hey Comtess - I am loving no's 1 through 3 there! We could steal this as the 'Athos/Tom porn thread'

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