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mrsjay .... you are thinking of the awful Graham and Ivy ..... coach trip , naked wedding , he is often on BOTS and remember the Josie Big Brother where they supposedly randomly picked housemates via a tombola ? They were both there with a number waiting to be picked . ( any BB with them would prob be the worst one EVER)

Thats them and they are just terrible and now you mention it I have seen him in the audience of BOTS.

Link to new thread here

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I see this thread is nearly full, anyone want to start a new one and link?

(In anticipation of the inevitably thrilling and not an anti-climax at all final we have in store tonight? )

Thanks lolli

once you've said thanks but no thanks and shut the door Heidi would turn to Spencer and say that you were "Too fat for Jesus".

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mrsjay .... you are thinking of the awful Graham and Ivy ..... coach trip , naked wedding , he is often on BOTS and remember the Josie Big Brother where they supposedly randomly picked housemates via a tombola ? They were both there with a number waiting to be picked . ( any BB with them would prob be the worst one EVER)

I don't want Rylan to win , actually I don't want Claire to win either . Ryan hasn't been the most exciting but I'd much rather him , Speidi or Razor won.

The blatant pro - Rylan stuff this series has been a joke .

I don't like the body language woman that they had last night , I can't get past the clothes she wears . I prefer the other one that they had earlier in the week.

I do not ever want to see them again, they just remind me of a overly religious arse couple who knock on your door amd will then spend ages trying to convert you in an overly sweet way but once you've said thanks but no thanks and shut the door Heidi would turn to Spencer and say that you were "Too fat for Jesus".

I'm at the cinema tonight, so I will watch later and read mn thread atsame time. Tempted as I am to keep an eye on it on my phone if Spiedi actually win tonight I dont think my fellow cinema gowers would appreciate me standing up and shouting out "For Fucks SAKE!" during I Dreamed a Dream.

No Rylan cant sing but was entertaining in that camp over the top way. Think he came fifth.
Nanfucker was so called because he really really loved his Nan.
I think Clare can sing but not heard much of her she was supposed to be the best singer in Steps (um I guess that means shes good?)

I hope rylan doesn't win

But that body language lady said yesterday that Heidi is the dominant in their relationship even though it may look like it is him. That lady said she never ever had the opportunity to observe such an interesting couple before and they made her quite amazed and interested. Please please, we need to see more of speidi somewhere.

He would so put her in for a celeb stripper show and tell her it was artistic.

I didn't watch x-factor so can someone tell me if Rylan can sing? He was singing last night and he didn't sound that great.

Who won it, btw? Was it the one everyone calls Nanfucker? Why did they call him that?

Can Claire sing?

I know other stuff. Honest.

TIA

Spencer told Clare to record a single as soon as she leaves the house and to put Heidi to dance in the clip/ be her back dancer...hahahaha, that guy is very funny, he didn't only have a point as it would drawn lots of attention he also took the piss at Clare because we would rather dance like Heidi than sing like Clare.
Genius
I don't mind Rylan, but I love Speidi so much!

think clare is from surrey IM sure she said on the steps programme or maybe thats where lives now ?

oh god yes a celeb stripper show and he had a right pervy look on his face <shudder>

Speidi or Ryan to win!!!

Boo to Clare and Rylan, meh to Razor...
have I forgotten anyone?

Although I'd like them to win, I did shudder when Spencer said he'd have to find a lap-dancing show to put Heidi on. Made him seem like a pimp, and actually made me realise how much their whole life is just one long merry-go-round of reality shows, what a nightmare! I bet they don't even know who they are any more

Course I wouldn't hit you. I didn't mean to hit him either but I was a bit drunk and he was being very annoying and I just waved him away and his nose got in the way. It was quite a hard smack. Anyway, he was only from Kent

Is Claire from Essex as well? Hope not. Otherwise they really are letting the beloved county down.

older white man and younger black woman*

Mario and Lisa

no not them this is an older man and a black woman they had a naked wedding on 4 weddings, but that couple you are on about have been on 4 weddings too,

his name is mario and hers was erm can't remember

Yes I remember them ! They were on Big brother too !! The first ever couple or something ! he liked to think he looked like Joey from Friends he really didnt !! He was just a fat Italian looking man !

there was a couple who have appeared on a game show coach trip and 4 weddings they used to be everywhere, |I bet there is an agency somewhere,

There must be a pool of general reality t.v wanna-be's becuase its not just Rylan that has done countless reality shows.
That god awful Katie price thing that Rylan was on ( and came second ) also featured Jay from Big Brother 2011. There are so many of them that pop up on the X factor, BB, Living TV reality tosh, etc etc.

The producers obviously seek them out so why not ?? Its sad but if they are being offered good amounts of money to humiliate themselves and they are willing ??

I dont know if Rylan will vanish in a year though. As a PP said, everyone who comes into contact with him, joe public, celebs etc like him. He's obviously a nice guy ?

Like I said, I shouldnt like him.........but I do

I'm from Essex. I've never flapped my hands in my life. Well, I have. I've given someone a backhanded slap.

good I had an image of essex people hand flapping at every emotional experience ( please dont slap me )

mrsjay I'm from Essex. I've never flapped my hands in my life. Well, I have. I've given someone a backhanded slap.

pointless gay camp celeb sounds a bit naff but you all know what i mean

He must have a good management team pointless celebs come and go don't they, Rylan is just the next pointless gay camp celeb the all go away eventually they are just TV personalities after all and are harmless even spiedi are all boo hiss panto arn't they. most tv personalities have to work to get to the top these people get flung in straight away but never last, give in a year and we will be saying RYLAN WHO

, saying all that the famous for being famous thing really annoys me and nobody should really aspire to it,