Oh my word, check out these hairy trousers. I know that hand-knitted items can be lovely, but would these look good on anyone? And they're £50 for the starting bid! Maybe I'm just really out of touch and these afre actually highly fashionable?!
I apologise profusely if these have been hand-knitted by a Mumsnetter and you have just read this post! 
Hairy Trousers