MNHQ - please can we have a 'Twat' emoticon?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

All the existing ones are crap.

The biscuit is not much cop, to be honest, and that new confused face? It looks like a stoner.

I SO often add at the end of my posts when I have said something inane. It will also come in useful when he talk about Jude Law or some other div and say so and so for example is a ...
The emoticon pic can be of a goldfish. See, I have thought this through.

I don't think this is too much to ask. I am not asking for a bumsex topic.

G'wan.

well if GOML gets a twat i want an emoticon.

i promise toonly use it on benefit bashers...and maybe one or two other extreme cases of arseholedness.

pwiddy please

Oooorrr instead of a pic of goldfish there could be a little link to Tim Dowlings photo!
Which tbh we just do that ourselves, without the emoticon...
so just ignore me.

See - bouncing ferret you see the inherent usefulness that the twat emoticon will have!

Mamazon - nooo, I don't think you should get your request. If you look at the biscuit emoticon at certain angles it looks like a cock end anyway (albeit not necessarily ignorant).

I am hoping for MNHQ response soon on this important matter.

I have been here a good couple of years now, never been any trouble, only had 1 post banned in 3 years (square).

No. I disagree. If you want to insult someone then do it openly. Don't make it seem OK b ecause you're wrapping it up in a nicey-nicey emoticon.

GOML - you have seen some very sore cock ends in your time

Lol Mamazon.

I was going to post 'albeit cock with severe infections' but thoiught, no Getorf, don't lower the tone etc.

Trust you

No matter how I look at it it doesn't look like any cock end I've ever seen!

Not that there's been many.

I shall have to go look at some big cock porn just to see if you're right. No other reason.

NOOO don't talk about Mamazon's cock fgs, talk about my twat please.

Cock? I always thought it looked like a nipple on about day 3.

Oh.

Actually that last post wasn't phrased too well.

I'm going to disagree with you again - it was phrased very well.

Please don't start on nipples prettycandles.

The thread is out of hand as it is.

well someone needs to come along and say they want an arse emoticon then we'll have the whole set

Fantastic idea. The looks like a tit, jaundiced but still a tit.

oh yes please
then I can use it on the threads mamazon suggested

Nooo, sorry - we don't allow personal attacks remember!

Mamzon's cock? I thought she was a girl? I've met her and she fooled me! Well you learn something new every day...

can we just have a emoticon - it would work for soooo many things etc etc

And said tool could be a spanner

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oh bugger

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Or one of these, please?

Precisely mumofmonsters! A perfect example.