MNHQ - please can we have a 'Twat' emoticon?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

All the existing ones are crap.

The biscuit is not much cop, to be honest, and that new confused face? It looks like a stoner.

I SO often add at the end of my posts when I have said something inane. It will also come in useful when he talk about Jude Law or some other div and say so and so for example is a ...
The emoticon pic can be of a goldfish. See, I have thought this through.

I don't think this is too much to ask. I am not asking for a bumsex topic.

G'wan.

[mamazon]

well if GOML gets a twat i want an emoticon.

i promise toonly use it on benefit bashers...and maybe one or two other extreme cases of arseholedness.

pwiddy please

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Oooorrr instead of a pic of goldfish there could be a little link to Tim Dowlings photo!
Which tbh we just do that ourselves, without the emoticon...
so just ignore me.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

See - bouncing ferret you see the inherent usefulness that the twat emoticon will have!



Mamazon - nooo, I don't think you should get your request. If you look at the biscuit emoticon at certain angles it looks like a cock end anyway (albeit not necessarily ignorant).

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I am hoping for MNHQ response soon on this important matter.

I have been here a good couple of years now, never been any trouble, only had 1 post banned in 3 years (square).

[PrettyCandles]

No. I disagree. If you want to insult someone then do it openly. Don't make it seem OK b ecause you're wrapping it up in a nicey-nicey emoticon.

[mamazon]

GOML - you have seen some very sore cock ends in your time

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Lol Mamazon.

I was going to post 'albeit cock with severe infections' but thoiught, no Getorf, don't lower the tone etc.

Trust you

[Bleatblurt]

No matter how I look at it it doesn't look like any cock end I've ever seen!

Not that there's been many.

I shall have to go look at some big cock porn just to see if you're right. No other reason.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NOOO don't talk about Mamazon's cock fgs, talk about my twat please.

[PrettyCandles]

Cock? I always thought it looked like a nipple on about day 3.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Oh.

Actually that last post wasn't phrased too well.

[PrettyCandles]

I'm going to disagree with you again - it was phrased very well.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Please don't start on nipples prettycandles.

The thread is out of hand as it is.

[mamazon]

well someone needs to come along and say they want an arse emoticon then we'll have the whole set

[GetOrfMoiLand]

[BelleDeChocolateFluffyBunny]

Fantastic idea. The looks like a tit, jaundiced but still a tit.

[2shoes]

oh yes please
then I can use it on the threads mamazon suggested

[JustineMumsnet]

Nooo, sorry - we don't allow personal attacks remember!

[RockbirdandHerSpork]

Mamzon's cock? I thought she was a girl? I've met her and she fooled me! Well you learn something new every day...

[MerlinsBeard]

can we just have a emoticon - it would work for soooo many things etc etc

[VengefulKitty]

And said tool could be a spanner

[MerlinsBeard]

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[MerlinsBeard]

oh bugger

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[KnottyLocks]

Or one of these, please?

[VengefulKitty]

Precisely mumofmonsters! A perfect example.