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Mumsnet Discussions: Site stuff : Mumsnet seems to be in a time warp (46 messages)
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 19:14:27
<<tries to be cool. lights fag. sick on dancefloor>.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By fullmoonfiend on Fri 03-Oct-08 19:12:32
<<dodges Games Mistress who is prowling around with a flashlight, hoping to catch out would-be dance-floor gropings>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 19:03:51
<<bats eyelashes at Coco>>

<<consults Judy Blume paperback for advice on same sex crushes>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 19:01:55
<<realises rumour not about me. Resumes crush>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 19:01:12
<<goes off SOH after she starts a rumour about me and the plunger>> It was an acccident
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pushchair on Fri 03-Oct-08 19:00:24
I really love Marc Almond did you hear that story about him in the gents in Heaven?
Dances to The Art Of Falling Apart
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Tamarto on Fri 03-Oct-08 19:00:08
envy<< After trying FMFs concotion

I did inhale honest i did!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By BoysAreLikeDogs on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:59:22
I heard it was frozen sausgaes what made 'er mate preggers
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:59:14
Holds SOH hair back so she doesn't boak on it

<<hopes she doesn't guess about my crush on her blush>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By fullmoonfiend on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:58:19
<<congregates round the back to experiment with some dried banana skin, earl grey tea and some stolen rizlas>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By HumphreyCushion on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:58:12
<<sways to Love Cats>>
<<pretends to know the words>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:58:05
<<starts rumour about fmf while her back is turned>>

She did you know. With a sink plunger. And the doctor said he didn't think it would grow back naturally.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By BoysAreLikeDogs on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:57:23
Good Lord so this is what you get up to when I am cooking

envy

<<necks GL cider and blackcurrant>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pushchair on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:57:17
I am a goth/alternative type and stand in corner with pint of snakebite or pink panther and sneer at all of youse until.......Lets do the time warp again
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:56:55
envy <-- too much Diamond White
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By fullmoonfiend on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:55:45
<<flees to girls' cloaks in shame after Lower 6th hunk spots loo roll poking out of low cut top>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By HumphreyCushion on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:55:24
<<is devastated by unrequited love. sobs into half pint of snakebite. gets over it. falls in love with Michael J Fox>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:54:49
change your name to pippibluerinse, oldie!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Tamarto on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:53:14
<<police arrive to arrest musty geography teacher>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pippibluestocking on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:53:12
Is no-one playing Fleetwood Mac - Am I really that old?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:51:53
<<telephones Daily Mail re musty geography teacher>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By HumphreyCushion on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:50:30
<<has inexplicable feelings of desire for a rather musty geography teacher>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:50:20
<<requests Loveshack>>

<<rushes to toilets to stuff more toilet roll in bra>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:48:51
<<puts on more blue eyeshadow>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:48:14
<<Ignores Cocolepew's thrusting>>

She's clearly year 10, look how short her skirt is and I heard she'd let a boy in her English class unhook her bra.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pippibluestocking on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:48:05
No tongues though, and please can we now have Hi Ho Silver Lining whilst Shane grabs my arse!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Tamarto on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:47:42
Supermannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

*watching all the boys skid along the floor on their knees*
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:46:52
<<throws shandy at fmf>>

<<cries>>

<<starts a we hate fmf gang>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:46:23
But SOH you can thrust to this one

<<leers>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pushchair on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:46:19
meanwhile.......
lets do the Time Warp again!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By fullmoonfiend on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:45:45
<<elbows SOH out of the way and snogs darren>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pippibluestocking on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:45:20
Cheera
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pippibluestocking on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:45:18
Cheera
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ShowOfHands on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:44:46
I don't like this one, can we have the Superman song please? And then Lady In Red and please can you mention that ShowOfHands loves Darren from Year 8 and would like to shuffle awkwardly round the dance floor with him whilst avoiding all eye contact.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By GeraldineMumsnet on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:43:54 (from MNHQ)
NikitaTech has only just got off home for her tea she's been working so hard to fix the discussions of the day on homepage. Should be up-to-date ones first thing tomorrow
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pippibluestocking on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:43:52
Oh, okay got it - I'll just and look for my local tranny, but in the meantime, any SERIOUS clues?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Clayhead on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:42:12
ROFL
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:41:46
Lets do the timewarp agaaaiiinnn
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Tamarto on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:41:40
And then a step to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pushchair on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:41:30
Aha x post!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By fullmoonfiend on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:41:16
<thrust pelvically in Pavlovian response to title>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pippibluestocking on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:41:09
er?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pushchair on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:41:05
Let's do it again
It's just ajump to the left.......
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By HumphreyCushion on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:40:21
<<it's just a jump to the left>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cocolepew on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:39:25
It's a secret.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pippibluestocking on Fri 03-Oct-08 18:38:35
Why does the "active conversation" page outline conversations from 25th Sept and not now? Why is the home page referring to very old topics?


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