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Make it better....answer us..... <blimey I sound desperate!!!>

Another one ready for gin, I can't hide the threads quickly enough as we are inundated. I am drowning under a tide of spam.

Its on nearly all active convos, would you like some sedimenty wine?

<offers glass >

Please take the site down before they crash it!

Anyone please explain to me the Gim reference. Why? I've been here on and off for 6 years now but clearly missed something

I mean GIN of course

Gim?? I am sure I spelt it right..... I only used it as a title cause everyone says they drink gin are very very sober whilst policing the site at night.

Can I have some gin please as MNHQ are probably too busy sleepingto drink it.... I have 4 more hours or work left so I had probably better not. (but that is another thread!)

Haven't actually got any...ahem, I have lured you here under false pretences and now feel like a spammer...how odd is that.

What is UFC?

Gin and spam.

Who could resist?

Ultimate fighting champion apparently. Some sort of mixed martial arts.

Ha when I was at school....a while ago....in summer they gave us spam with salad and chips, and in winter they gave us fried spam(spam fritter) with mash and beans.....why am I hungry now?

sounds like an episode of Ready, Steady, Cook.

And tonight I will be making...

Spam Martinis

Ooooh spam fritters!

I haven't thought about those in years but now I really really want one.

Oh, UFC = ultimate fighting champion.....no not interested, bad enough having two teenage boys who kill one another a couple of times a day on them 'puter games.

I've just found spam and champagne.

Yum!

*Ooooh spam fritters!

I haven't thought about those in years but now I really really want one.*

Ha, s'not just me then

coppertop champers tastes of poo you know, (in my own humble opinion) cannot imagine what adding spam would create for the tastebuds.

<hastily pours away the champagne>

Nooooooo, don't waste it, someone will like it (even though it deffo tastes of poo!) Now we only left with spam.............................OH MY GOD ITS KARMA <do I sound mental?>

NNNNnnnooooo Don't pour away champagne, that's it, I survived the spamming, I survived the false lure of gin, but now I'm really

There's apparently a spam martin.

<The things you discover at 4.30am?

Only click if you have a cast-iron stomach!

That link, surely there is a better way of blending the two...............there just isn't is there...ha...eeewwww, and to think, I get arsey about olives.

I think I'll give spam martinis a miss.