MotherSuperiorHelenMumsnet?

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MotherSuperiorHelenMumsnet - Sorry, have I missed something? When did that happen?

Has MN turned into a Cult* without me noticing or have you all had to take your orders of never logging into another site ever and being brides of Mumsnet?

I am guessing I've just missed something, but without Advanced Search working, I'm having to ask direct.

* To be fair, it already has some of the markings of being a cult, just without the flowing robes, strange men sitting in lotus position mainsplaining life and the promise of greatness depending on how much money you donate.

Brilliant brilliant brilliant thread.
Clever bunch of poets

Isabeller Tue 22-Jan-13 08:17:39

Love it Tante grin

TanteRose Tue 22-Jan-13 07:58:07

Our Mumsnet, who art in HQ
Hallowed be thy namechange
Thy talkboard come, thy deletions be done
On-line as it is in convos
Give us this day our daily biscuit
And forgive us our wine, as we forgive them that tell us we are BU
And lead us not into Netmums
But deliver us from trolls
For thine is the hmm, the power and the flowers
For ever and ever,

Ah, women grin

Tee2072 Tue 22-Jan-13 07:39:13

Excellent MrsW!

MrsWembley Mon 21-Jan-13 22:33:34

Can I come, Tee?

I have my very own handbasket for transportation...

EduCated Mon 21-Jan-13 21:02:06

grin

Classics!

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Mon 21-Jan-13 20:34:48

grin

Loving the lyrics

Tee2072 Mon 21-Jan-13 20:32:08

See, all of MN is going to hell so we'll have plenty of people to talk to.

Of course, I'm Jewish and don't actually have hell, but I'll be there anyway. Promise.

CotherMuckingFunt Mon 21-Jan-13 19:52:48

Thank you! It was the biscuit I was missing. Now, where are those bollocking beads?

Isabeller Mon 21-Jan-13 19:50:29

Reminder for you, Cother

Hail Maryz, AnyFucker and GracieFjords,
Blessed art thou amongst Mumsnetters
and blessed is the hmm of thy post,
LTB, Grow Up and biscuit,
Make us pay for our unreasonableness,
Now and at the hour of our deletion

Ahh, women wine

( on the way to hell now )

Shaky Mon 21-Jan-13 19:37:47

Brilliant Rebecca That was brilliant grin

The Sound of MNusic!

Tee2072 Mon 21-Jan-13 19:35:26

Writing an email, MrsW? grin

MrsWembley Mon 21-Jan-13 19:32:36

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!

I think I pasted a little extra into that message...

blushblushblush

MrsWembley Mon 21-Jan-13 19:31:20

MNHQ, wtf is going down in your office? Have We're going to run around the museum for a couple of hours this afternoon. Are you free?you surfed all that there is to surf and are now reduced to entertaining the nest of vipers?

Oh, and Cother, you absolutely need to buy the DVD; you won't regret it, I promise.grin

CotherMuckingFunt Mon 21-Jan-13 19:01:58

I had decided that Christmas 2012 would be the Christmas that I finally watched The Sound of Music and that Singing In The Rain thing but they WEREN'T ON. I feel cheated.

FrankWippery Mon 21-Jan-13 18:57:25

Genius dear Rebecca. Elegantly howling and snorting.

Tee - awesome! I'll be going there too. I knew I could be sure of some chums.

Cother - I'm appalled. This will be remedied soonest.

CotherMuckingFunt Mon 21-Jan-13 18:45:30

I had a sad and neglected childhood sad

wine Cother. I have NO idea what you're on about, but its lovely all the same.

How can you not have seen the Sound of Music? shock

CotherMuckingFunt Mon 21-Jan-13 18:15:22

Ahh yes. Umm... Merde?

Tee2072 Mon 21-Jan-13 18:14:43

I think the fuck was a bit worse that the hell, even with context...

I will love hell. All my friends will be there...

CotherMuckingFunt Mon 21-Jan-13 18:13:56

Probably shouldn't have used 'hell' there. Oh well, at least it will be warm where I'm going...

CotherMuckingFunt Mon 21-Jan-13 18:12:55

Thank fuck for that MrsGeologist - I thought I was the only one. Now, how the hell does a Hail Mary go?

Tee2072 Mon 21-Jan-13 18:04:27

Rebecca that rocks!!!

I think we need a live stage version on YouTube...

Rebecca that was fab. Cheered me up from my lack of a snow day nearly!

KnottyLocks Mon 21-Jan-13 17:54:39

It's their habits you need to watch out for wink

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