I Have So Many Questions...

[ImInStealthMode]

....About this property.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/107629781#/?channel=RES_BUY

What?? Why? Really? I can't decide if it's amazing or bonkers, or a bit of both.

Bonkers.

Odd. My first assumption is that it was a strange brothel.

I love how the rectangle on the floor in the ….I want to say living room?.. Lifts up so you can peer down and watch people in the pool 😂
The people who refurbed the property definitely had a different set of priorities to most people.

Bedrooms are really sad and bare. Downstairs is devoid of anything personal.

@Somuddled

Odd. My first assumption is that it was a strange brothel.

Oh now I'm looking at it in a very different light

@Somuddled

Odd. My first assumption is that it was a strange brothel.

Yes, agree!

@Adododoadahdahdah

I love how the rectangle on the floor in the ….I want to say living room?.. Lifts up so you can peer down and watch people in the pool 😂 The people who refurbed the property definitely had a different set of priorities to most people.

Watch or to jump in?

The waiting room, the curtain at the bottom of the stairs...so many questions.

My mom's house was like this! Or would be if she lived in Britain. And the furniture was nice quality. Loved her hot tub. I like it too.

Ewww yes; it appears to be some kind of sex den 🤮

How low is the kitchen ceiling? Short sex workers??

I don’t understand. Did they dig out the basement to put a pool in or did they lose rooms for it?

More interested in the logistics than the brothel 😂

Am loving the EA chatting shit about 'immaculate high ceilings'. Do high ceilings ever get messy?

I feel unclean just looking at the sofas. There have been some dirty arseholes sat on those over the years I'd wager.

It has a reception. Sports physio working from home?

No, now I see it has no external entrance there and "reception' means not-bedroom. Ignore me.

I think the word you are looking for is 'epic', OP

Knocking shop, without a doubt.

OP I salute you and your wonderful find

@NewHouseNewMe

OP I salute you and your wonderful find

Thank you, Thank you. Much obliged.

(Full disclosure, I found it on Twitter, not Rightmove)

Am I innocent? Why do people think it’s a secret den?

@CorneliusVetch The bedrooms are a dead giveaway for a start. No personal items or furniture other than a bed and one pillow. They are clearly not for sleeping in

Brothel for sure.

I thought it might be someone disabled who needed the pool for physio!

its just all kinds and of wrong and a bit nasty.