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Massively TMI but I have to ask...

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 17:27

I am 34+5 and thought I'd make a start on some perineal massaging today. Sits down in front of a mirror and have a look for the first time and I have what I can only describe at 'fanjo tonsils'. I am hoping it is the remnants of my hymen as it is two stringy sort of dangy bits, one at the top of the hole one at the bottom.
Don't think they were there before but I could be wrong. Is it possible that all the pressure is making things move around a bit down there and they were always there, just a bit hidden before?
I'm mildly disturbed by this, what are your thoughts??

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 17:27

*dangly

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stripeybump · 07/10/2011 17:30

Could it be varicose veins in your vulva? I've read that they might appear. I'm 30 weeks, I'm just weirded out that I can't see my pubic hair any more.

Wurg · 07/10/2011 17:32

Fanjo tonsils is my new favourite term.

Seriously op, unless they are causing any pain they are probably just part of your normal bits.

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 17:34

stripey I guess it could be, really don't know! They are totally painless, even when I squeeze them or whatever they don't hurt. Most bizarre.

Pregnancy has made me really good at overshare - my poor dh will prob never touch me again when this is over and I'm uite sure I've given him nightmares!

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whomovedmychocolate · 07/10/2011 17:36

Yes they are vulval varicosities. I got them too. Scary aren't they. Thankfully they do go away once the baby has been born.

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 17:36

wurg i thought it was inspired too! Was rather proud of myself
I'm not a massive worrier or anything so I'm happy to leave them but it is a source of curiousity for me and mn never ceases to amaze me so thought I'd put it out there and see what you ladies thought.

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 17:37

oh excellent, thanks WMMC, I knew one of you lot would have had this. Bloomin love MN!

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 17:49

have googled and am not sure that it is that after all - especially as they are painless and not blood filled or anything. hmm, most odd

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whomovedmychocolate · 07/10/2011 17:54

Nah they do look exactly like you described. I waddled off to the GP and showed him And he confirmed that was what they are. Mine were entirely painless too.

whomovedmychocolate · 07/10/2011 17:55

Or it could be some sort of rudimentary escape slide for your baby. Pick the explanation you like best

MummyAbroad · 07/10/2011 18:00

Just wanted to say, love the thread

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 18:02

escape slide works for me, it suggests fun and ease an absolutely no pain!

Thanks for clarifying that yours were the same- I can stop googling now and bringing up all kinds of images I just don't need to be seeing!

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LizzyMathsWhizzy · 07/10/2011 18:06

Is it wrong that I'm jealous of your fanjo tonsils? I don't have any :-( yet...

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 18:08

oh bless you Lizzy you must be having a bad day if you are actually hankering after my fanjo tonsils. P.S. Have you checked lately - they could well be lurking in there somewhere!

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bigmacandhappymeal · 07/10/2011 18:49

Thank you for making me laugh after a pants day and clearing up the fanjo tonsil mystery. Have a lovely weekend ladies

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excitedLJ · 07/10/2011 19:02

my tonsils and i were happy to help bigmac. Enjoy your weekend

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quirkyrae · 10/10/2011 11:25

Totally agree, fanjo tonsils are inspired. Not to the extent of wanting them:)

justhayley · 10/10/2011 14:10

Love this forum and TMI posts - answers to all the questions that arnt in the books - and so funny sometime a little wee comes out lol

Velvetcu · 10/10/2011 17:50

I seem to comment on all fanjo related threads so may as well add here that I have fanjo tonsils too but mine are defo hyman remnants. I'm thinking of asking for them to be chopped off when I'm in labour!!

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