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That could give me a reading?

Tarot reading? One of my friends was doing this over the 'phone... if that's what you're after?

Sometimes people offer to do a reading here (for free!).

Really? I'm hanging around then to see.

I wonder where they are.......

You'd think they'd 'know' there'd been a call out

There must be a conference somewhere and they just can't get to a computer.

Or, ...........now I know it's a long shot....

They have all actually realised that they can't in fact give 'readings', that it's all just bollocks.

oooh, I'm getting a country lane lined with trees, it appears to be a road out to a farm, but seems near the sea. I can see the sea in the distance from this house. then I get the name Sharon.

I feel a toffee crisp moment coming......

I'm getting the distinct impression no one's out there

I will do one for you later tonight x

Cool, can't wait

notfluffy Sharon must be for you. Does it ring any bells?

Hmm, no.... no Sharons.... how about Margaret? That sounds a bit like Sharon.....

you need to clean that fluff out of your ear

But I'm not fluffy at all

Oh well, Sharon must be yours then

Nah, don't think so. I don't know a Sharon on this side or the other.

What do you want reading? Tealeaves, lifelines, War and Peace?

I had to sit and listen today while a couple of college mates compared psychics. It was torture! I had to just let go, I was in hysterics

Oh somebody please do me............real or fake...I'm desperate!! If you could just say 'its all going to work out fine' that would be great

It's all going to work out fine

Yipee....I knew it would all work out...thanks!!!!

Excellent. Glad I could help.

You charlatan. That would never have worked under your last name!