Aaagh, I want to chew my own foot off at this FB status!

(11 Posts)
sleepychunky Fri 07-Dec-12 11:33:37

My SIL's best friend, whom I know a bit as we have DCs the same age, has just posted this as part of a FB status

Most people have Reefs on their doors at Christmas....

Really? Do they? AAAAGGGGGHHHH!

WankbadgersBauble Fri 07-Dec-12 11:35:10

Oh, dear me.
I have yet to put an underwater ecosystem on my front door, and have no plans of ever doing so.

My eye twitched as I read that.
Send her a dictionary for Christmas, or a picture of the Great Barrier Reef to put on her door...

Did she even capitalise 'Reefs' herself to draw eye-bleeding attention to it, or was that your inclusion to make us even more uncomfortable?

WinklyVersusTheZombies Fri 07-Dec-12 19:12:00

It could have been "most people have Reefs on there door's at Christmas"

Then you would have needed to chew off your whole leg smile

AViewfromtheFridge Fri 07-Dec-12 19:15:23

Maybe in her neighbourhood they celebrate by decorating their front doors with orange-flavoured alcopops - 'tis the season to be jolly and all that jazz.

confuddledDOTcom Fri 07-Dec-12 21:23:11

WinklyVersusTheZombies - I'm not sure if Christma's should have an apostrophe too?

peachypips Fri 07-Dec-12 21:26:46

I wonder how many people pacifically have reefs on their doors at Christmas?

HassledHasASledge Fri 07-Dec-12 21:28:22

Sometimes people smoke reefers at Christmas and listen to Bob Marley. Maybe that's what she meant.

LindtReindeerLover Fri 07-Dec-12 21:29:10

lol @ WankbadgersBauble

OP I would have felt the same, poor grammar and spelling offend me more than bad language!

sleepychunky Tue 11-Dec-12 13:07:02

Elphaba the capitalisation was hers...

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