Saw a great birthday card for a pedant yesterday...

[MirandaGoshawk]

but didn't buy it since I don't know any in RL!

Two teenage girls.

Teen 1: "So what time's your party at?"
Teen 2: "Don't end a sentence with a preposition."

Inside card -

Teen 1: "So what time's your party at, b*tch?"

[Cahoots]

[hwink]

[JessieMcJessie]

Brilliant. You don't know any RL pedants? That's a shame. I thrive on real time live pedantry and choose my friends/ partners accordingly

[MirandaGoshawk]

If I do know any, they keep it a shameful secret. You know, like their religion or sexual proclivity. Well, like their religion, anyway.