The bar come and have a drink and a laugh!

[shazzarooney99]

Right i needed cheering up tonight, something on a post made me laugh a few times, so come into the bar, get yourself a drink and tell us some funny stories!!!!!!

So im going to start with a joke!!!

3 woman were talking about theyre sex lifes!!! they were comparing theyre men to cars!

1st woman) mines like a ferrari fast and furious!
2nd woman) mines like a porshe slow and seductive
3rd woman) well mines like a fecking old austin metro you have to give it a hand start and jump on it while its going!!!!!!!

[MailonlineEffOff]

Boom boom!

[shazzarooney99]

MailonlineEffOff , ha ha got your joke lol

[Seeyounearertime]

I went to a zoo today bit it only had one animal, it was Shitzhu.


Have you ever tried to catch fog? I tried once but I mist.

[shazzarooney99]

lol

[shazzarooney99]

[shazzarooney99]

[MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace]

Two condoms walking down the street.
They walk past a gay bar.
One turns to the other and says 'fancy getting shit faced?'

[shazzarooney99]

MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace, omg lol, you so remind me of someone lol

[MarthaCuntyMcCuntFace]

As long as it's not Martha Cliff, we're good.