"now that SG has split on us"

Really? I can't think why!!

You would be better off having a live chat with a single Mum from, HERE!!

No
Please
Not GH.
No

maybe she uses the word 'spaz' cos she is jealous of us with kids with CP. We get attention you know and thats what she craves...

no.

Is this really real??

I think GH is someone I have fuck all in common with.
I have of late seen her strolling draped over a chap(him pushing wee Bluebell (ps do you call her Bloob for short?))
So her single parenting is much less single parenting than mine was.
But she is obviously hard up as she cnanot afford to eat properly.
Is the credit crunch affecting you already?
Do you want my lentil recipes?

My DP remembers a time when GH was older than him. He's somehow managed to overtake her over the years.

Ooh when I was young that was called a charity shag. Is it still called that?

George would probably do it for a joke take pity on her

I must admit when I read in Now magazine a while ago (which I buy regularly found on a train), my heart sank when I came across an article saying Geri's friends were trying to hook her up with George Clooney.

batters, imagining that Ms Halliwell can restrain herself from "virtually" looking in the mirror for any length of time is a pretty tall order....

oh wow - the thread is still here!

Hope Ms Halliwell hasn't googled herself over the last day or two.

you got me there Aitch, was just about to unleash my Beast!

PMSL @Bundle

oh yes, so you say...

(ps: not too afraid of reprisals, it's just that i'm only capable of starting threads about really boring things like which hoover shall i buy...)

You did it aitch!

Sorry but she's full of it. An opinion on everything, generally on things that she has no knowledge about or at best only her own (dislocated) knowledge. I don't listen to these sorts of vacuous people preach on about anything - single parenthood, music, 'girl power' and so on.

The definition of a waste of time.

Bluebell Halliwell
Give a dog a bone

Makes me larf ev'ry time...

I like Geri Halliwell

I have been in the same room met the Spice Girls and they were lovley to everyone

leave Geri alone you harridans

I admire the way she cashes in on being a single mum. Real girl power.

Bluebell is Ok Enid

but Madonna???

What cutbacks have you made in the credit crunch?

Many single mothers say they struggle to cope on their own and need help, how do you cope with such hardship?

What is your opinion on skinny 'celebrities' being role models for children?

lol tutter i was just about to say that it was orangina's excellent joke in the first place but she was too afraid of reprisals to start a thread. i was going to give credit where it was due but now it looks like i'm trying to shift the blame...

LOL Aitch.

you nasty old bags

HERE HERE ENID
She's not all bad y'know

do you know how many people you have offended using the word spaz repeatedly

oh now I would chat to Geri

that woman takes a lot of shit and always comes up smiling

and I like the name Bluebell

what happened to your first dog, Harry, was it? Vanished, seemingly. Replaced by a better model?

recently

Geri reently said she does not own her daughter she is just her shepherd

pmsl at that

Are you really a ginger twat or is that for show?

If only you could have seen the look of horror on my face when I saw the thread title

This is def a wind up , she was the person I said I would HATE to have a livechat with on Cod's thread.

Grrrrr.

And BTW I love George more than she does.

Are you proud of how many people you may have offended by doing a really bad and offensive indian accent (Mr Patel) in your audio version of your "book".

No way you are 32. or 35 even. How old are you, really?

Is George Michaels still your bestest friend in the whole world?

Well done on protecting her privacy as you said you would by only allowing the one 30 page spread in Hello. Fab.

Geri, have you read any of those saucy books that you once posed for?

Geri, you used to be my favourite, but then you overused the phrase 'girl power' and I heard that you are very rude to the staff in restaurants. How can you ever redeem yourself.

ps would you like to come to my house for tea. I have a union jack towel you can make a dress with.

didn't her dds dad really want to be involved in her life? i got the impression that he really tried to a part of it but she refused then banged on about being a single parent.

oh i cant stand her!

oh this thread is so going to be deleted.

Didn't Geri once flirt with the idea of becoming a nun?

come on ladies, the world does keep turning now that SG has split on us. More questions for Geri.

did you seriously let chris evans bone you

Was robbie williams any good in the sack?

Geri, can you get me posh's autograph?

pmsl

GET GH ON HERE JUSTINE

<< oh dear feel bad now>>

Dear Geri

How will you feel when you daughter sees the documentary in which you go into great detail about your use of vibrators?

why did you give her such a shite name??

why do you say you want to protect her privacy then splash her bday party all over the hello mag?

are you really as mad as you seem??

why do you tak and go up at the end of each sentnce?

Or - which do you most hope for, your daughter to take after you or for her to be talented?

PMSL

lol

is it true your daughter cries when you sing lullabies to her?

Is this a wind up
lol

Please post your questions in advance.