Just tried to call the new Swine Flu Information Hotline

[PuppyMonkey]

..but all I got was crackling.

[belgo]

[RoseOfTheOrient]

LOL!!
I went to the doctor today complaining of swine flu, but all he gave me was some oinkment

[AporkalypseNow]

lol @ puppymonkey

Have you come out in a rasher? (Copyright 100 times)

[PortoPandemico]

I think we need piggy emoticons!

[PuppyMonkey]

I think we need to collect all the swine flu jokes in one thread... there are bound to be loads more!

[AporkalypseNow]

My eye is a bit sore...OMG, perhaps it's a sty....

[PuppyMonkey]

Have just had another one..

My wife ran out of petrol yesterday. I asked her why she'd not filled up earlier. She said its because she is so worried about this swine flu. I said "It started in Mexico, not Texaco."

That's terrible isn't it?

[whomovedmychocolate]

I didn't realise there was already a thread about this, so started my own

[LupusinaLlamasuit]

We're all going to die of sense of humour failure.

I do think AporkalypseNow should be awarded a special MN prize for the name though.